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Stupid Criminals
Crime is bad. But if more crooks were like these idiots, we wouldn't have anything to worry about.


A bank robber pulled off a successful job in 1993. However, two hours later, he returned to the same bank and tried to open an account - with the stolen money. He was promptly caught by police, and when questionned, told them he had wanted to be sure his money would be secure.

Whilst robbing a house in Florida, a cat burglar decided to have a quick go on the Nintendo 64 he was about to steal. He was still playing it a few hours later when the home owner returned. It turned out to be the second time he had been caught playing computer games in someone else's house.

A man in Massachusetts was arrested for armed robbery. Whilst in the police station, in the presence of officers, he used his right to one telephone call to threaten the witness who had identified him.

Two men were arrested outside a warehouse after someone had reported them for suspicious behaviour. They were carrying hammers and bin-liners - and a sack with the word "swag" written on it.

After burgling a house, the crook decided to destroy any evidence of the crime by burning the house down. Unfortunately for the burglar, he was robbing his next-door neighbour at the time, and promptly burnt down his own house as well.
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