Right, I'm getting fed up of this. It's just too much bloody hassle to keep on putting up new Thoughts for the Day. Especially since none of you bastards give a toss. So I'm not going to bother anymore.
What is the opposite of a banana?
If you've got any ideas for Thought of the Day, e-mail them to me, and I'll put them on my site. I'll even let you have the credit for them.
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