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The robbery of a security van failed when the robbers set fire to the money - a million pounds - with the cutting equipment. When they tried to escape in a Ford Escort they were held up by a lorry making a delievery. One ended up getting a lift on a moped. One was later caught after the police traced the license plates of the getaway car - which was his own. The third had a heart attack at the scene of the crime, and it was later found that he had written 'Bandit Day' in his diary under the the date of the raid.
A Tom Jones impersonator was confronted by a mugger, but the crook mistook him for the Welsh star, and apologised for the inconvenience, and left with an autograph.
A glue-sniffing thief broke into a factory, and, attracted by the smell of glue, took some from a shelf to have a sniff. Unfortunately, he also dislodged a number of other cans, and was found the next day, asleep, glued to the floor.
A man came home one day to find that someone had broken into his house, hung up some cirtains, taken the rubbish out, cleaned the living room, and put dirty clothes in the laundry basket. He also found a note, reading, "Dear sir, I hope you don't mind, but I have cleaned up your house for you. However, I haven't taken anything, because my father is a Spanish duke."
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