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These movies are the creme de la creme.  They epitomize the very pinnacle of American cinema.  If not for them, movies like "Star Trek: Generations" would pass for the best that American cinema has to offer.  Not that that would be bad, but it wouldn't be the same. 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Cat's Meow (2001)
Ghost World (2001)
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Anchorman:
The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)


I will not beat around the bush. This is a masterpiece of modern comedy. You may not think so, and in that case, you are wrong.

Ron Burgundy is a legend in his own time. The lead anchor on the top-rated local news station, the news is Ron's life. He and his stalwart news team seem to be inseparable, successful, and at the top of their game as men in a man's world. However, their world begins to change as a savvy, attractive female reporter transfers to their station. Forced to adapt to a new breed of independent, strong woman, Ron and his team sense their time as the unquestioned potentates of their universe is almost up. While his team gets used to the change, Ron holds strong in his assertion that news anchoring is a man's profession, even as he courts the lovely Veronica. Can Ron change with the times?

Even if you don't particularly care for Will Ferrell, you will enjoy the antics of someone in the film, whether it be Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone, Steve Carrell as Brick Tamland, Paul Rudd as Brain Fantana, David Koechner as Champ Kid, or Fred Willard as news team leader Ed Harken. Not to mention a slew of ingeniously executed cameos. If that's still not your bag, the hilarity of Ron's dog Baxter will keep you firmly in your seat.

I cannot express to you how many times I laughed during this movie. The mixture of random wackiness, over-the-top silliness, subtle and not-so-subtle sight gags, physical comedy, and improvisation is so varied that I find it hard to believe there isn't something that everyone would get a laugh out of.

So, in conclusion, "Anchorman" rules. You stay classy, World Wide Web.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

We've all been there. We've all had that one period of time that we wish we could forget permanently. Something that makes us so embarrassed or sad or angry that, if we could, we'd throw out all proof it ever happened, even the proof inside our brains: the memories. This is exactly the premise behind "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", a movie unlike any other.

Jim Carrey stars as Joel Barrish, the ex-boyfriend of Clementine Kruczynski (Kate Winslet (yeah, remember her?)). When Joel finds out that Clementine has undergone an experimental treatment to completely erase him from her memory, he becomes angry and resolves to do the same to her. However, as he goes through each memory as it is erased, he begins to remember why he loved her in the first place. Can he stop the treatment before it erases Clementine completely?

I will not mince words. This was a great freakin' movie. If you haven't seen it yet, I weep for you and all your kin and kind. Jim Carrey has such a wide range as an actor that it's incredible. He can play for both laughs and tears all within the span of a scene, and he pulls it off seamlessly. Kate Winslet is finally in a big-name movie that is not getting repeat business from either death penalty activists or boy-crazy 14 year old girls, and she does well in a very complex and difficult role. The direction of Michel Gondry is not only competent but fantastic, and the script is perfectly offbeat for such a piece, thanks to Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, and Pierre Bismuth. David Cross, Elijah Wood, Tom Wilkinson, and Kirsten Dunst are also along for the ride, each sending in a top-notch performance.

The real shocker in this one, besides the creepiness of Elijah Wood (I'm talking cree-py), was Kirsten Dunst's performance as Mary. You may recall an earlier review in which I expressed hatred of Kirsten Dunst akin to the fire of a thousand suns. Well, even her performance was damn good, and thanks to "The Cat's Meow" (2001) and this movie, maybe it's just one sun.  Almost in the black there, Kirsten. Do well in "Spiderman 2" and I may just forgive you for "Crazy/Beautiful" (2001)


Girl With A Pearl Earring (2004)
 
Scarlett Johansson, who was recently in "Lost in Translation" (2003), and Colin Firth, who was recently in "Love Actually" (2003), star in this adaptation of the book by Tracy Chevalier.  Griet (Johansson), a peasant girl in 17th Century Holland, is forced to work in the home of the aloof but talented painter Johannes Vermeer (Firth).

His spoiled wife, creepy mother-in-law and stuck-up brat of a daughter Cornelia live off his genius.  Griet meets Vermeer and he takes a liking to her, allowing her to mix his paints and run personal errands for him.  Vermeer's wife becomes suspicious that her husband is having an affair with Griet.  Even after much hardship, Griet eventually becomes the model for Vermeer's most famous work.

If I had to describe this movie in one word, I would have to say vivid.  The color choices that director Peter Webber made were perfect.  Because the movie focuse on artistic choices, it's good to see that the cinematography reflected some true artistry.  Every frame in the movie looks like it could be freeze-framed and put in an art gallery. The casting is also top-notch. Scarlett Johansson is a wonderful actress who is well on her way to becoming one of America's most respected and well-rounded actresses.  Colin Firth shows subtlety and control one wishes all professional actors would emulate.

The story, while slow-paced, builds up to a final clear image of who that girl with a pearl earring was, and what she might have experienced.  It adds another dimension to the painting that is simply excellent.  I highly recommend this movie, and if the Academy does not recognize this picture and the actors and crew who produced it, they will be the worse off for it.

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Catch Me If You Can (2002)

 Finally, a Steven Spielberg movie makes it to 5 Annoyed Monkeys Holding Balls.  He only makes, what, 40 movies a year?  You'd think one of them would have made it before now.  Well, no matter, because this one made it, if only for its catchy, jazzy soundtrack.

 However, John Williams does not deserve all the credit for making this the best "con artist takes the money and runs" flick since "Ocean's Eleven" (2001) (which incidentally, came out last year around this time).  Very (surprisingly) fine acting, combined with an enjoyable (albeit long) screenplay make "Catch Me If You Can" a great flick in general.

 Frank Abignale Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a 17-year-old with a very wily father (Christopher Walken).  Having learned the tricks of the conning trade early, Frank runs away from home after his parents get a divorce but soon runs out of money.  Then he gets an idea.  He impersonates a pilot and begins forging checks.  He starts small, but then moves onto larger, higher-digit figures.  He solves his financial troubles, however his criminal record has just begun.  Officer Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) is hot on his trail.  Can he get away with it?   I highly recommend you see it and find out.

 I am a man who can admit when he is wrong, as proved by my newfound respect for Kirsten Dunst after seeing "The Cat's Meow" (1999).  This movie has given both Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks a "tabula rasa" (It's Latin.  Look up the translation, I dare ya') in my book.  This proves, once again, that even someone's least favorite actors can turn out a good film or two.  Don't get me wrong.  I shall not forget the extreme sappiness of Leonardo's character in the second-half of "Titanic", nor the unbearably convoluted and pointless emotions displayed by Tom in the last 20 minutes of "Castaway".  But basing an actor's worth on one performance is no longer something I will practice. That is my New Year's resolution for 2003.

 Christopher Walken also did a very awesome job in this movie, as always.  I wouldn't expect any less of him.  Martin Sheen also does very well as the father of Frank's eventual love interest, and Jennifer Garner (you may know her from "Alias") plays a hooker with a heart of gold.well.with a heart anyway.
 That's all the interesting people there are in this movie, but believe me, it is enough.

 Even though Spielberg directs, the ending is not a total cop-out.  In a sense, the ending brings a dose of reality back to the movie and at the least, it doesn't feel like a Spielberg ending.  This was surprising because it's a Spielberg flick and that automatically means a fluff ending.  See any post-1990 Spielberg film (not including "Schindler's List") and see for yourself what I'm talking about.

 2001 provided "Ocean's Eleven", 2002 provided "Catch Me If You Can.".  I can only hope 2003 will also provide me with a jazzy heist flick the soundtrack of which I will be obliged to acquire for fear of losing the catchy tunes within.

 In conclusion, with regards to this movie, I highly recommend that you.ahem.catch it if you can.


The Cat's Meow (2001)

In November, 1924, William Randolph Hearst and several guests set out for a 3-day cruise on his yacht as a birthday celebration that resulted in a still-unsolved covered-up death.  They started from San Pedro, California and ended up in San Diego.  Among the guests were some of the most influential and well-known people in the entertainment industry.  The guests included rising film actress Marion Davies (Kirsten Dunst), the self-absorbed by brilliant Charlie Chaplin (Eddie Izzard), once-powerful studio executive and film pioneer Thomas Ince (Cary Elwes), ambitious gossip columnist Luella Parsons (Jennifer Tilly), and the eccentric British novelist Elmor Glyn (Joanna Lumley).  While Charlie Chaplin tries to win the heart of Marion from Hearst (Edward Herrmann), Ince conspires to merge the Hearst media empire with his film studio holdings.  The rest of the guests watch on as the tension between Hearst and Chaplin builds to a climax.

 It has been a landmark 24 hours for my personal opinions of my least-respected actors and actresses, as displayed by my review of "Catch Me If You Can" (2002) but the one that kicked it all off was Kirsten Dunst's performance as Marion Davies in this movie.  Watching her, I realized she was displaying more emotions than just:

a) extremely distressed/going to cry,
b) mildly content,
c) mildly turned-on.

 By God, Kirsten Dunst actually acted in this movie.  When did she learn to do that!?  Since this movie was made pre-"Bring It On", at first I assumed she lost the ability to act after the new millennium began.  There are extenuating circumstances when it comes to Ms. Dunst however.  Her performance in "Spider-Man", I felt, was stale and unimaginative, but I now realize that was through no fault of her own.  She worked with what she was given, which wasn't much, and I can forgive her for any acting misdeeds as they pertain to that movie.  "Bring It On" didn't exactly allow her to spread her proverbial wings acting-wise either, so I will chalk that one up to script problems as well.  Maybe it was the script, maybe it was the director (Peter Bogdanovich), maybe it was the catering on the set, or maybe it was the brilliance of Eddie Izzard that helped her to shine in this movie.  Whatever it was, she played Marion with zeal and enthusiasm, and for that I commend her.  I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was wrong about Kirsten Dunst.  She can act, if only in films where she is being fought over by 2 men, one a Roaring Twenties media mogul and one a brilliant entertainer.

 As for Eddie Izzard, what can I say?  He was.ahem..Glorious.  He is as fine an actor as he is a comedian, and I would go to see him in any movie he was in, regardless of if it were a drama or a comedy.  His portrayal of Charlie Chaplin was brilliant, and every moment of screen time with him in it was a veritable joy.
 
 I've seen Jennifer Tilly in something and I'll be damned if I can remember what it was without going to IMDB.com, but I enjoyed her in "The Cat's Meow" regardless.  She is the long-lost twin of Joey Lauren Adams, and I enjoy her if for that and that alone.

 I highly suggest you rent "The Cat's Meow".  It's intelligent.  It has Eddie Izzard.  I think those two statements are redundant.  Nonetheless, you will enjoy it, I assure you.

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Ghost World (2001)

Premise:
Enid (Thora Birch) and Rebecca (Scarlet Johansenn) are two crazy kids.  After they graduate from high school, Enid is forced to take a remedial class in order to graduate completely.  Meanwhile, the 2 girls are planning on moving in together.  Everything seems to be going swimmingly.  They even decide to play a prank on a man who wrote a classifieds ad trying to get in touch with a woman he had a "moment" with at an airport.  They decide to find out more about him by following  him back to his house.

While this may sound weird, it's just an average day in the lives of Enid and Becky.  Soon, however, they meet the man, named Seymour (Steve Buschemi), and find out he is a collector of many things, including records and other antiques.  Over the course of the summer, Enid latches on to Seymour for companionship while Becky gets immersed in her job.  Things start to turn sour when Seymour starts dating the actual woman he met at the airport.  She doesn't like Enid and she shapes Seymour with her womanly wiles.  Problems keep piling up for Enid, overwhelming her. What will happen to Enid and Becky and Seymour and Maxine, and the man with the mullet at the Sidewinder?   Well, see the movie and find out.

Comments:
This movie is based on the underground comic book of the same name.  I loved it.  I loved it because I know Enid and Becky.  OK, well, I know 2 people who have the same characteristics as Enid and Becky.  If these 2 people ever went out and made a movie, this movie would be it.  So, I already have a personal connection with it.  Just to give you a little taste of what Enid and Rebecca are like, I give you the following piece of dialogue.

(At a café)
Rebecca: Hey, the Satanists are leaving.
Enid: We should follow them.
Rebecca: Oh, we totally have to.

Thora Birch (of "American Beauty" fame) is excellent as Enid, a teenager being forced in many different directions at once.  She is capable of dealing with complex and multiple emotions as an actress simultaneously, and will remain a force in Hollywood for years to come, I hope.  I would not mind her replacing Julia Roberts as Hollywood's "It" girl.

Then there's Steve Buschemi, who plays Seymour as I think we all pictured him from the classified ad.  He just plays the role so openly and acting seems to come effortlessly for him.  At least acting in roles where he's a geeky collector who lives with a comical roommate.

The plot is well done.  I haven't read the comic book yet, though I am searching it out.  An update on this review will come when I do read it.  The movie isn't called "Ghost World" for nothing.  There aren't any ghosts in it, at least any human ghosts (well, as far as the spooky floating kind).  The words "Ghost World" are symbolic and important in this story.

I'm leaving out some of my favorite lines from one scene because I want you to go out and rent this movie and find out.  All I have to say to give you a clue is "Doug", and I don't mean the Nicktoon.

Favorite Lines:

Excited Girl: Oh my god guys, I can't believe we made it.
Enid: Yeah, we graduated high school.how totally amazing.

Rebecca: Wow, this is almost so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.

Excited Girl: So, what are you guys doing this summer?
Enid: Nothing
Excited Girl: Well, I'm going to this actors workshop, and I'm hoping to start auditions soon.  Oh, we have to get together this summer.
Enid: Yeah.that'll definitely happen.

(A hip-hop group starts rapping in the middle of a graduation ceremony.)
No more education
Time for celebration
'Cuz this is the day of our high school graduation
Now, we'll stay for the duration
Achieve matriculation,
Now we're the newest members of the general population!

(A bespectacled sad-eyed lad walks around the dance eating a piece of cake)
Enid: God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again.
Rebecca: Good.
Enid: No, really, think about that, it's actually totally depressing.

Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway?
Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
Rebecca: Well that lets us off the hook.

Enid (Writing a note on Rebecca's back to their friend Josh): Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you were not home.  Therefore, you are gay.  Signed, Tiffany and Amber.

(A rap song plays on the jukebox at an "authentic 50's diner")
Rebecca: So who can forget this great hit from the 50's, huh?
Enid: I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp.

Rebecca: See that guy over there?
(Enid looks, rolls her eyes)
He gives me a total boner.
Enid: He's like the biggest idiot of all time.
(The guy walks by with some friends.)
Guy: You guys up for some reggae tonight
(Enid gestures towards him and looks at Rebecca in an "I rest my case" fashion)

Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
Seymour: That's the spirit.

(Enid is working at a movie theater, and not taking it seriously)
Movie theater manager: What the hell is wrong with you?
Enid: What?!  I was just joking around with the customers.  It's my shtick!

(Enid tries her hand at getting the customers to upsize.)
Enid: Medium?  My sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more, you could purchase a large beverage.  And you know, I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends.  Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value. (smiles)


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