MAZFIN.COM---CHRIS
BOOCOCK'S COLUMN!
Thursday 8th February
As this my first column I won’t dish any dirt
as I don’t want to be kicked off just yet! Any way as some of you know I am
a keen reader of the Viz magazine, for those who don’t know what the Viz is,
it is an adults only comic from Geordie land. In fact it is the best thing
Newcastle has given to us since Newcastle Brown Ale (sorry Hannah, your bum
comes in at a close second as it is newer than the Viz!). To kick my first
Mazfin© appearance I will give you a small selection of polite sounding rude
words, a full list of which are about to appear on my forth coming website-
www.oocities.org/unclebleeze.
A.D.W- all day wank a.k.a A 24 hour trip on the
Billy Mill Roundabout.
Audition the finger puppets- a single-act, one-man
show, not suitable for children.
Baby’s arm (holding an apple)- descriptive of
a substantial penis some 10 inches long with a bend in the middle.
Beef box- a container into which sausages are
put.
Biffer- a particularly hairy minge.
Cider visor- beer goggles for the younger street
drinker, usually worn by townies.
Diamond cutter- the hardest erection known to
man (not applicable to certain Mr. Holland).
F.L.A.M.E- Fanny Like A Mouse’s Ear.
Genie rub- to buff-up a skin lantern until you
are granted three sticky wishes.
For more of these words and meanings go to www.oocities.org/unclebleeze
in about 2 weeks time because it is currently under construction. Carrying
on with the column my personal opinion is that Mazfin© should have an opinion
poll on whether Anna should come to her senses and get back with Andy. This
is because I am sick of him mopeing around like Uncle Albert’s beard and not
being his usual bullying self, I mean he has not said Batty smells for ages
which is something I and many others miss dearly. Any way thanks for being
a superb audience and if I get another column I would like your comments,
suggestions and rude words A.S.A.P, I can be collared in the Ryan block or
next to the Gym with the usual crowd. Thanks again and please vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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