MAZFIN.COM---PHIL'S
COLUMN
8th February 2001
Hi, welcome to my column, thanks for visiting,
I realise this columns a bit of a lame-o, and I'm afraid I don't have any
statistics to impress you with, like Gledhill, coz, I think no-one visits
my column, ever, ever, ever!! First of all, I do seriously hate the ming machine
that is Lyskava, but my hatred for another has become far, far stronger, of
late. Whoever the fucker is who keeps sticking their ore in, against me on
the message board (anonymously) had better fuck off, man it pisses me off,
Christ(!) dude, I've seriously been trying to end this shit for weeks, let
it go dudes. Basically I'm working on Microsoft word, right now, so I'm gonna
take the names of controversial (or otherwise) characters at mazfin, and see
what my spell check thinks o' them (an idea I saw in Kerrang)
Alex Gledhill = Alex Lethal
Fone King = Fine King
Chris Bardgett = Chris Budgett
Fintan O'Connor = Fontana O'Connor
Liz Holbry = Liz Hilary
Niamh O'Connor = Noah O'Connor
Mazfin = Muffin
On another topic, I just wanna say that Blink-182
seriously suck, for some reason I bought their album the other day and it's
awful, do not buy it!!!!!! Sorry Blink' fans, it just aint my cup o' tea.
And now, my views on the 'Fone King', I really want to bitch at u, with everyone
else, but, I guess I was too unpopular to make it on, so thanks man, I think?
Erm. Anyway good job 'Fone King' I sincerely salute your originality, and
hope I can find out who you really are someday! Before I go, I want to say
that 'Big Al' is the faggiest thing I ever heard of, damn, that sounds lame,
where does that guy get his shitty ideas?? What a cocksucker.
Anyway, I gotta go, hope you enjoyed my shitty, isolated column, sorry it's
been so lame, and that you had to waste your time reading it, hope there wasn't
too many type-o's
Seeya next month Luv Phil
p.s. look out for my forthcoming website, in next month's edition!! Yay!!
p.p.s. Shite, this is a long column.
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