April's Stupid Site

ALABAMA:  It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

ALABAMA: Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
ALABAMA: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

ALABAMA: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

ALABAMA: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

ALABAMA: Masks may not be worn in public.

ALABAMA: Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

ALABAMA: Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

ALASKA: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

ALASKA: While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

ALASKA: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

ARIZONA: Hunting camels is prohibited.

ARIZONA: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

ARIZONA: There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

ARIZONA: Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

ARIZONA: A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".

ARIZONA: It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

ARKANSAS: A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

ARKANSAS: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

ARKANSAS: Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

ARKANSAS: Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

CALIFORNIA: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

CALIFORNIA: Bathhouses are against the law.

CALIFORNIA: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

CALIFORNIA: Women may not drive in a house coat.

CALIFORNIA: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

COLORADO: One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

COLORADO: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

COLORADO: Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

CONNECTICUT: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

CONNECTICUT: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

CONNECTICUT: It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

DELAWARE: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

DELAWARE: In Lewes,It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist.

FLORIDA: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

FLORIDA: It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

FLORIDA: Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

FLORIDA: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

FLORIDA: It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

FLORIDA: When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

FLORIDA: You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

FLORIDA: It is considered an offense to shower naked.

FLORIDA: You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

FLORIDA: Oral sex is illegal.

FLORIDA: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

FLORIDA: Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

FLORIDA: One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

FLORIDA: It is illegal to sell your children.

Under the Oklahoma State Constitution, it's punishable by a $5,000 fine for a woman to ask a man out on a date except on Monday.

Lame California laws:
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

Lame Hawaii laws:
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Lame Oklahoma laws:
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Whaling is illegal.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Lame New Jersey laws:
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

Lame Alaska laws
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.

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