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  • Sign in downtown Detroit on the Fisher building door: "Caution: Automatic Door  (push to operate)"

  • Just outside Houston there are two signs about five feet apart:

    State correctional facility, do not pick up hitch-hikers.
    Adopt a highway litter control next mile: Boy Scout Den 102

     

  • In Rice Lake, WI is a billboard on the side of a local road advertising for "The Butcher Shop". Right behind the sign...a graveyard.

  • On a highway in New York, "Caution, state correctional facility ahead, do not pick up hitchhikers."

  • A sign outside a furniture store in northern Virginia states (in large letters)
    "ANTIQUE Tables Made Here Daily."

  • In a small town in North Carolina there is a junk yard that has a huge sign on the front of the building that says, "Drive Reckless! It Helps Business!"

  • Tattoos done while you wait!

  • A jewelry store "We buy old boyfriends jewelry!"

  • A sign on the back shield of a car: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I DRIVE BY AGAIN?

  • "Now Hiring: 2 Chickens for $5.99."

  • "FOR SALE: BUY OWNER"

  • a sign on a small run-down motel:
    "This motel highly recommended by owner."

  • There is a road sign near Cape Cod, Massachusetts that declares:
    "CAUTION - WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN"

  • On a sign at an Indiana college: "Keep Door Close."

  • a Presbyterian Church with a sign that reads,: "Come join us for Sun. worship!"

  • a sign in Kansas just off the highway that reads: "WHAM for kids, a child abuse foundation."

  •  Sign from a clothing store, "Kids CHEAP!"

  • There is a mini-mall in San Jose CA. It has a small pharmacy and a seamstress shop located in the mall. The sign out front says: "Lee's Drugs -- Unlimited Alterations"

  • In the sporting goods department of the Wal-Mart  there is a display with a back to school sign. Under the sign are boxes of rifle shells.

  • On the front of a catholic elementary school
    Jesus is coming!
    No bingo Sunday

  • At the entrance to a small community is a sign that says: Private Property
    No Trespassing
    No Exit

  • There is a sign at a small country cemetery near my home that is a little slanted and pointing down toward the ground and it says "ONE WAY."

  • In Ocean Springs, MS, there is a sign that reads "speed limit 25mph unless otherwise posted." Right below it, another sign reads, "Speed limit 30 mph."

  • Sign: "Fire wood for sale to go."

  • Maine, water park. To help people who didn't want to stay wet, there was a sign pointing to the changing areas. Right below that sign, which pointed left, there was another one for a viewing area, which -- you guessed it, also pointed left. I wonder who the genius was who designed the park?

  • This was seen several years ago, also from the Atlanta Vasectomy Clinic, and was in reference to the Atlanta Braves baseball team... "Atlanta Vasectomy Clinic, Atlanta's best Chop Shop!"





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