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My dog ate my notes. He really did!!! -My clock didn't go off. -The electricity went off and messed up my alarm clock. -I had to go to court. -My dog was hit by a car. -My cat was hit by a car. -My gerbil was hit by a beer truck. -My (boyfriend, girlfriend) dumped me and I was in shock. -I spilled (soup, beer, wine, gruel, coffee, tea, coke, yerba-maté, apricot nectar, absinthe, etc) on my notes. -I wrecked my car. -My roommate became suicidal. -I became suicidal. -My (fraternity, sorority, bridge club, golf club, Brownie Troop, sewing circle, hang-gliding club, Fats Domino Fan Club, coven, AA chapter) had a meeting and it's an authorized University Club so that's a University excuse. It really, really is!!!!! -My (fraternity, sorority) was going to the beach over the weekend and we had to leave before our class time, so I missed the test. -I lost my notes. -I lost my mind. -I had a wreck on my bike on the way to the test. -I injured my writing hand. -The person who sits next to me borrowed my notes and left the country. -The person from whom I usually borrow notes left the country. -I got stung by some kind of bee or wasp and had a bad reaction. -I dropped a cigarette on my notes and burned them up. -My car broke down at home and I couldn't get back to Auburn. -I was stopped for speeding on the way to the test and didn't make it. -My (cat, dog, hamster, gecko, rhino, mole, sea anemone, paramecium, etc.) went wee-wee on my notes and ruined them. -I got a real bad sunburn at the beach and was in too much pain to study. -I'm doing a research project and had to be out gathering data. -I had to be in a wedding. -It was my only chance to go to my family reunion.
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