The Weird Guys Who Write Poems - The Anthology (NEW)


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A worm named Sapple

There once was a worm named Sapple
he lived inside an apple
life was sticky and sometimes brown
but Sapple never had a frown

Sapple had all the food he would need
with that apple he never had to plead

Sapple had a great life
until a little boy ate the apple
and along with it was a worm named Sapple

-Jeff

The Litter Bug

The Litter Bug
is a nasty thug
while down the road he dashes
For on this road
he empties his load
of his miscellaneous trashes

A paper bag
a dirty rag
and a rusty broken fan
Two metal tongs
that all belong
inside the nearest trash can

Don't be a bug
or a nasty thug
and pick up his trash without fuss
Pass on these words
tell what you have heard
make it a better place for us

-Derrick

The Animal

I'll tell you the story of the animal at camp
it has the strength of a lion and the looks of a tramp
it lives in a river and it make young kids and old men shiver
there was never a kid that came back from his cave
never saw any hints of survival, a yell, or even a wave
no one had gone in there - not Joe, Tommy, or Ted
Until one day they sent Freddy in
and the thing that was in there was the counselor Quan ye Chin.

-Jason

Goldfish

What do goldfish do all day?
Do they ever play?
Why do they swim up and down?
Isn't there anything to be found?
Wouldn't being a fish be a bore?
Do they ever wish to soar?
Why do they wonder if they'll drown?
Are they happy in that slimy skin?
Do they wonder how to get out of this prison they're in?
Do they have a wife or mother?
Or do they ever call their brother?
Do they have a life to live?
Do they know how to forgive?
I would like to tell you something before I'm done:
A fish would answer these either "Yes" or "cause it's fun"

-Mark

The Jumbo Shrimp

There once was a jumbo shrimp
and all his friends were wimps
He'd beat them up
in an sort of way
and he had no friends for the rest of the day

Then one day a piranha appeared
and all of his friends disappeared
the shrimp was left with this piranha all alone
and soon began to moan and groan

The moral of the story is:
be kind to your friends or you won't have any when you need them

-Chris

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