The Weird Guys Who Write Poems - The Anthology (NEW)


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The Tale of a Town and a City

In a small town by the sea
there was a guy who looked like me
and in this town there was a painter
but with the fumes, could be a fainter
in the small town by the sea

There was a large city in the valley
the people could count and tally
one day the city attacked the town
and fought until everyone drowned
the city in the valley

Now the people are no more
because he people in the valley thought life was a bore
legend has it the stories are true, I believe them do you?

-Jeff

Vacuum Hell

after descending
a series of stairs
you enter a place
of gloom and despair

lighting is dim
as inside you crept
this disastrous room:
dirty and unkept

suddenly terror
sweeps through your veins
spying horrific
sights of pain

piled higher
then a grown man's height
broken devices barely
visible in the light

vacuum cleaners
which failed to perform
while they had a chance
while they were still normal

as you observe
this alarming tomb
you realize all cleaners
must face the same doom

you soon leave this place
of mass buried devices
which refused to submit
which now pay the prices

-Derrick

The Weirdom Wall

For many years
as you can see
a strict law remained
banning informality

It was to most
a fight no to be formal
a mission, a quest
just to be normal

You must wear a suit
but "we wanna wear jeans"
this law was right
by no means

So a vote was cast
and it was won
a legalized lunacy
the fight was done

A memorial was placed
it is a long wall
with many names on it
who participated in it all

My name is there
it has been since formality's fall
the memorial is now known as
The Weirdom Wall

-Derrick

attachments: delegates for a better future

The attachments came and things went insane
because the attachments had a brand new membrane
they wasted a better future
and as soon as the delegates arrived all the bad guys' popularity sky dived
As soon as I see what has happened and see what has occurred
I think I'll sound a happy dirge

-Chris

The Land of Justified Crime

There was a land
where crime was right
What we would call sin
happened day and night

It was the opposite
of the land we know
You could be convicted
for saying "Hello"

Terrorists were welcomed
thieves enjoyed fame
The people didn't care
it was all just a game

Until the last day
when it met its fate
People tried to stop it
but they were too late

And now it's not there
that land of legal crime
For it has been devoured
eaten by time

-Jason

twenty-six

In another dimension
referred to as "It"
where all equals the number
twenty-six

All numbers, all math
all punches, all kicks
equal the number
twenty-six

Scores and prices
ice and ticks
equal the number
twenty-six

Until the day
that seemed like heaven
in which all equaled the number
twenty-seven

-Derrick

Study Hall

How long must we stay in this study hall?
We want out and that is all
We've been trapped in here for over a week
The door is guarded so no information will leak
They want no one to know they've trapped us in here
I'm sure we'll have to stay for over a year
We finished our homework many days back
They give us no food, not even a snack
They let no one out, not even none
They're determined to let us have no fun
They are terribly cruel to all us girls and boys
And we aren't permitted to make a noise
If we do they'll give us "pink"
For the way to get out of here we must think
To escape we did already try
No one has yet realized, in this study hall we will die

-Mark

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