The Weird Guys Who Write Poems - The Anthology (NEW)


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The Surfer

he glides along
on waves of water
on his gnarly board
with the little rudder

he catches a wave
as long as it lasts
the he falls down
"Boy, that was a blast"

-Derrick

Buzz Lightyear

There once was a spaceman toy
who was owned by a small young boy
And he was known for mile around
as the toy that ruled toy town

And when Sid saw him, his face began to shine
because he'd use him in the most hideous crime
He was going to blow his into the sky
an there Buzz Lightyear would surely die

Until Woody came to save the day
and got Sid running all the way to Santa Fe
Then Andy and the toys decided to move
And now they're singing to a brand new groove

-Chris

Ross I'm a Graph Perot

he had big ears
he made a lot of graphs
trying to start a new party
trying to create a new path

he would not give up
always in the race
but in the elections
he always took third place

now you know his life
but I'll tell you about that one day
when all he had left to graph
was the money he spent on hay

On that day he graphed his graphs
he showed what he did in 1976
his first years of the new life
until the year 1996

And that is the life of a man name Ross
who made his graphs in MS-DOS

-Jeff

Generals

Said General Grant to General Lee
"History will your nation be"
Said General Lee to General Grant
"Destroy my nation no you can't"

Said General Grant to General Lee
"We have you blocked by the sea
Said General Lee to General Grant
"We will crush you like an ant"

Said General Grant to General Lee
"Spare you men and surrender to me"
Said General Lee to General Grant
"How can I when it's my name they chant

Of course it's history that it came to be
General Grant forced surrender of General Lee
And now that the Civil War was done
The country again became one

-Jeff

Just a Psychedelic Man

There was a man with psychedelic eyes
And at McDonald's he got psychedelic fries
Don't you think he knows exactly where he stands
He's forced to be the psychedelic man
And when he gets his psychedelic fight
He runs into the psychedelic night
And when people would tell him lots of lies
He could tell cause of his psychedelic eyes
Until he got a birthday surprise
His eyes were normal in disguise

-Chris

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