You touched my funnybone? Do it again!

Hopefully these will be mildly amusing. They are in no particular order, and some don't even really belong in the humour files, but oh well. Have fun browsing!

  1. Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Chem Lab
  2. Good - Bad - Worse
  3. A True Story
  4. Dave Barry on College
  5. The Top Nine Indications Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional
  6. Snipets from Conan O'Brien
  7. Top Ten Signs You're at a BAD Summer Camp
  8. Responses to Telemarketers
  9. Ways to Anger Your Girlfriend
  10. Two Dutch Girls
  11. AA Pilots
  12. Temperature of Hell
  13. Chain Letter Stuff
  14. Freudian Slips
  15. Seminars for Men
  16. Seminars for Women
  17. Good News Bad News
  18. Pinnochio
  19. Reasons Sheep are Better than Women
  20. Three Priests
  21. Trip to Hell
  22. Top Ten MIT Pick-up Lines
  23. Hit-N-Run
  24. Microsoft Panhandling
  25. What NOT to say in Biology Class
  26. The Seance
  27. I'll Do Anything You Want
  28. The Pearly Gates
  29. "I Hit You Tree"
  30. Idiots
  31. Barbie's Letter to Santa
  32. Reasons Cookie Dough are Better than Men
  33. What They Mean
  34. Men vs Women
  35. Top 45 Reasons Not To Have Sex
  36. Pick-up Lines
  37. Rules to Being a Man
  38. Rules of Strip Monopoly
  39. WordPerfect Help
  40. Reasons to Be a Man
  41. A Woman's Random Thoughts
  42. 3 Pennies
  43. Warranty on Your Government Official[tm]
  44. Rejected
  45. Rejected Titanic Theme Songs
  46. Why Shouldn't I?
  47. List Humour
  48. Alternative Titanic
  49. Worst Highschool Analogies
  50. Martha Stewart's Holiday Calender
  51. Mark 17
  52. Oxymorons
  53. Son of Oxymorons
  54. In the Bar
  55. Roulette
  56. Letter to Spammers
  57. A Little Kiss
  58. The Picture
  59. Widows
  60. Penguins
  61. Drinking
  62. Mommy Almost Died
  63. Politicians
  64. Time Honoured Truths
  65. Stranded
  66. Married Life
  67. How to be a Detective
  68. Talk to Mama
  69. Out of the Closet
  70. Magic Sex Pills
  71. The Mistress
  72. Fall TV Season Line-up
  73. Are You a Prostitute or a Consultant?
  74. Preperation for Parenthood
  75. Car Acronyms
  76. Twenty Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters
  77. For Women Only
  78. Only In America
  79. Internetaholics Anonymous
  80. Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
  81. Things Dogs Must Remember
  82. The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss
  83. Clinton
  84. Air Traffic Control
  85. Why It's Great to Be A Guy
  86. Musta Been Blonde
  87. The Evolution Of Mom
  88. Creative Pizza Orders
  89. Wrong Knight
  90. Size Doesn't Matter
  91. Fishing With the Li'l Sister
  92. Business Advice
  93. Special Occasion
  94. Big Shot versus The Farmer
  95. The Hotel
  96. Useful Work Phrases
  97. Is Windows a Virus?
  98. Area 51
  99. Blind Golfers
  100. The Parrot and the Magician
  101. Life's Lessons
  102. Smartest Man
  103. Ponderables
  104. Hillbilly In the City
  105. Little Boy
  106. First Blowjob
  107. Bill and the Pickle Slicer
  108. The Street Corner
  109. Horseback Riding
  110. Satan and the Architect
  111. Detention
  112. Short Jokes
  113. Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't