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Beer Quotes

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer it makes the beer shoot out of your nose.
Jack Handy

It's better to have a beer in hand than gas in the tank.
D. Parker

Beer - It's just not for breakfast anymore.
Dorothy Parker

Beer - Nature's Laxative!
Dorothy Parker

One More and I'll be under the host.
Dorothy Parker

Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drink behind.
Humphrey Bogart.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton

A drink a day, keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey.

People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Capital Brewery WI.

Put it back in the horse!!
H. Allen Smith after his first American beer

On the seventh day He brewed beer.
Bill Bradshaw

Reality is the illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

The problem with jails is they have wrong type of bars in there.

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