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Welcome to "Freaky Tony's" Advice Column
You tired of listenin' to advice from dem ol' shriveled up bitches Ann & Abby? Well, you came to the right place.
I'll tell you what I think, and you gonna like it!
Featured Dilemma: Sept. 18-24
Web Business
Sheila,
I can sum up making money on the internet in one word:
PORN!
Also, if you want to make money, avoid doing an internet advice page. That muthafucker T-Dog don't pay me dick for all the hard work I put in on this site.
Keep it real
And don't let your jugs loaf!
Freaky Tony
A note from T-Dog:
"Tony, Bite Me!"
----T-Dog
Mr. Tony:
Hello. I'm writing to you because I'm interested in starting my own 'Web Based' business, and I was just wondering if you could offer a newbie like me any advice?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks!
Sheila W.
Mobile, AL
Past Advice:
Aug. 7: Impressing the Ladies
Aug. 15: You Can't Push A Rope!
Aug. 22: Winter Crops?
Aug. 29: Three Questions.
Sept. 11: Politics?
Disclaimer
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