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030102 »
am i what you're looking for?
listening to | coldplay \ parachutes
feeling | itchy... damned mosquitoes
i was bored and decided to check out our stats page and realised that some people were putting some really bloody weird queries into search engines, only to find
one of my journal entries. here are but a few examples, with the page they found linked.
march
oatie katie (someone
looking for my adventures with iOTA?)
brumski (hahahahah)
brian molko rape
the
lucksmiths and gay (how are they related?)
shirley garbage cunnilingus
pineapple juice cunnilingus
feisty cowgirls
april
toe tickle torture
saw topso (riiiiiight)
ian haug girlfriend (does
that mean they were looking for ian haug's girlfriend, or he was
in the band girlfriend?? hehe)
norwegian porn stars
pissed elephant (um, what??)
bubble skirts (sicko!)
shaved-off-his-pubic
may
chinstroke (does this mean
others have cought on? or are they weird fetishists?)
ashtray smoking slave (oh yes please!)
sara-marie tits (eeeeeeewwww)
pointy fingernails
thom yorke + penis (ok they
are two terms i never thought i would see together)
nicole kidmans hair
june
semen viscosity (mmm)
bitch is ignoring me (i
would do no such thing!)
very young girls (i was
waiting for that one to pop up)
july
i'm feeling sexy who is
going to comfort me my only problem is (OMG weirdo!)
xxx waxing adelaide (i think
supervic is your woman there)
ladie's toilet skirt
he fucks his girlfriend on tables
air+matress+popped+pics
naked snorkling
naked carwash
photos of my drunk girlfriend getting her kit off
people eating vomit pics (groooooooss)
august
really really had to go
(pee pees!)
he man and sheera (i'm
sheera, dammit!)
september
kate moos smoking (omg,
ok that's a weird fetish!)
october
rugby+scrotum+photo
bluuurgh (hmmm)
bogan check shirt
i think i will
leave it there as there don't seem to be any more interesting
ones after october. that could well have something to do with
the fact that there are few journal entries post october. but as
you can see i am being a good girl (or a very bored girl) and
this is my third entry in 4 days! wowies! hopefully this trend
will continue.
anyways, in general, there were a lot of queries about shirley manson and
sex, brian molko and sex, alcohol and sex, famous people's
girlfriends, nudity, mastubation, tits, sex, naked norwegian
chicks, but of course, mostly sex and nudity and sex.
oh, and if anyone
knows of a good dream interpretation website, email
me.
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