Hentai Anime Reviews (Page 3)
For those going into this page, you MUST be of 18 years or
over. It's not as if this page as anything for you drooling idiots to
get aroused over anyway.
Bible Black 
(Milky Label / Kitty Media)
12 years ago, Takashiro and her schoolgirl friends ran a magic
club. They found a "wonderful book" full of magic spells and used
said spells against raven-haired super-bitch Kizono and her doormat
friend. Kizono soon joined the magic club and all hell broke
loose. Kitami, a pure-hearted newbie who was just passing by,
ended up on the business end of a human sacrifice ritual. But it
blew up in the faces of Kizono and her crew.
Kitami survived the ritual. And she utilizing her new-found
"powers" to find a virgin for the next "Walpergus Night."
Meanwhile, Minase finds that dreaded book in the basement of his
school. And he uses the powers that he learns from it to score
with class president Shiraki. This catches the interest of occult
practicer Saeki, rightfully scares off his childhood friend Imari, and
ends up sending his teacher Takashiro warning signs.
Kitami finds him out and makes Minase her sex slave. And he's
unable to fight back; being the typical hentai anime character who has
his brain in his pants. Will he be able to come to his senses and
rescue Imari? Will Shiraki come to her senses? Will Saeki
come to her senses? And are "switchblade girls" true "d***-girls?"
Bible Black had became notable for its numerous and lengthy cheesecake
scenes (which include large loads of icing). But some of the
scenes are just a bit too unsettling. If not the occult themes
then that one water-torture scene. The English dub from Kitty
Media likes to use a lot of accents herein. Most of the
characters sounding like they came from Eastern Europe while Kitami
sounds like the female version of some evangelist. Except for
that one scene, I'd recommended to anybody who wants to start out in
hentai.
The Bizarre Cage 
(Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)
The good patrons who go to Fantasien are suppose to have fun. The
ladies who work there give off enough "sexy cosplay" fanservice for
it. From the bright and cheerful Tamami, the tall and sexy
Sasazuka, to the chilling and distant Makiko. However, this
high-tech amusement park is suffering from a plague of malfuntions that
would soon be realized. Meanwhile, Inoue uses his position as a
security officer to take advantage of his female coworkers; mainly by
force. And as he leaves behind a trail of murders, Fantasien's
"bug" goes into full swing and nearly threatens the lives of the people
who visit this amusement park. It's up to Saito, his boss Ms.
Amano, and maintenance girl Kazuko to stop the bug as well as Inoue's
sick perversion.
Probably one of the older Pink Pineapple products that NuTech had
managed to place into their inventory, The Bizzare Cage capitalizes on
the cosplay and/or bondage fetishes while the technological "who done
it" plot balances it out. And once again the porn-star voice
actresses are overworked herein. My two compaints is that the
series is too short for so many characters. (since this is
"volume 2" of this series), and that Saito's sex scenes with Amano and
Kazuko weren't as "naughty" as the one with Inoue and Sasazuka.
The Black Mail 
(Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)
The dictionary description of "bedlam" is a place of noisy uproar
and confusion. So this hentai series may be bedlam in terms of
production; with noisy screams from a group of young ladies going
"No!", "Stop!", "Don't", et cetera ad nauseam. The show is a
collection of flashbacks and flash-forwards; but it shouldn't be
confusing.
Here we go: Friends Asuka and Aya fall in love with the popular
guy Ryosuke, but he asks Asuka to go out with him. Aya decides to
threaten Asuka with a picture of her in a compromising position;
telling her to stay away from Ryosuke. No real harm, right?
However, Yumiko (Aya's ex-best friend) comes back with a pack of thugs
and is bent on revenge. She switches a letter that Aya was about
to give to Asuka, and pretty soon poor Asuka ends up as the "butt of
the joke;" the less harsh term being used.
Tamami, track star and friend to Asuka and Aya, is already in a bind
when she ends up becoming a sex toy to (Drumroll, please?) a horny gym
coach. But Yumiko's wrath of vengence manages to include Asuka's
kid sister and mother, Aya's big sister, poor Ryosuke, and the rich
girl Reika. Some girls managed to fight back, and the thugs get
what they deserve. But most of the young women's defenselessness,
thanks in part to Yumiko, manages to warp them pretty badly. It's
a tale of degredation and humiliation; not on the scale of Shusaku, but
there's still some toilet fetishes. So be warned.
Pink Pineapple is at its mightiest when it comes to their pens used for
their art and animation. But hopefully we'll get to see their
productions, which have more cheesecake and less bedlam, reach the US
through NuTech and others. Speaking of which, their
voice-actresses used herein were probably the reason why the company
had gotten such a bad reputation. But it's really just a balance
between good and wooden. There's a sequal to this, so I guess
this "blackmail" theme had reached an audience.
The Black Mail II (Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)
The new millenium is not a happy one for Asuka Akiyama and friends as
they once again go through a series of blackmail themes.
Blackmail II is not exactly a sequal; it retells the story in a
different way using the same characters and becomes more brutal this
time around. Asuka thought that being done by her best friend's
ex-best friend, and a quartet of goons, was the worst possible thing
that can happen. Now even worse possible things are happening to
her; like being kidnapped by the Yakuza and turned into their sex slave.
Ryosuke is as dense as ever. Yumiko is more sinister in this
one. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for poor Reika.
Sakura and Miku spend their time trying to seduce Ryosuke before
falling into the traps set by Aya, Tamami, and random perverted gym
coach Mr. Miyaki. And when the nightmare nears its end; a great
realization has occured to the good people behind this 3-part OVA that
Ryosuke had been having the hots for Miku all this time!
Frankly, I don't understand why I spent my time watching this
series. Probably because I'm a sucker for Pink Pineapple's
highly-detailed sex fests. But this one's going over the
top. This show should only be seen by those who know that it's
just a show and not a way of life.
Darling (Cherry Soft / Kitty Media)
Jun Kitano is a hentai manga artist who recently marries his cute
assistant Miyuko. He's been given an enormous task of creating an
anthrology within a month's time. Jun isn't promising anything;
but with the power his "Hyper Erection Mode" and the assistance of his
lovely new wife, it's gonna be some interesting times in this 3-episode
OVA tonight.
Based on a PC game created by "Cherry Soft," this story features lots
of cosplay sex and lots of wild imagination. Personally, I
wouldn't want to know how the plot of those PC games go.
Girl Next Door (Vanilla Series / Critical Mass)
Masahiko is searching for the "girl of his dreams," and he's holding
off on sex until he finds her. Never you mind that he's already
fantasizing over his childhood friend Asuka and her sister Kyoko.
And that he's also the center of attention from his boss at a cafe, a
shrine attendant, his college teacher, and his fellow student.
Could that mysterious girl be the martial artist who came to study
under Masahiko's father? Or is she really that "girl from
nextdoor?"
I don't really go for the "it's all a dream" type of hentai; and I was
hoping the people over at Vanilla didn't go that route. But it's
comedy no less, and Masahiko and his buddy Yuya do manage to get some
play. Unfortunately Critical Mass' "dubbing streetteam from hell"
completelly murderes the mood of the show.
Holy Virgins (Vanilla Series / Critical Mass)
Dr. Fuwa is basically the "lone wolf" of physicians; refusing to be
bound by rules and losing his top position because of his
behavior. So while he spends his days doing his nurse Megumi, he
gets a call to check out a nun-in-training who came from some island.
When they get there, Fuwa finds out that all types of weird crap had
been happening. He finds out that Sister Kate, a supposed role
model for the nuns-in-training, sexually assaults them. And
despite being such a religious island, whatever's affecting it is
getting to Fuwa as well. He becomes more perverted and sexually
assaults them as well. And how does Father Musulli fit into this
equation?
I'm amazed at how such a show like this would fly under the radar of
the religious hard-liners. I guess they were too busy dealing
with an openly gay priest. And I'm not sure if it was timing or
something else. But Critical Mass could've picked something with
a lot less controversy. Then again these are the same guys who
released Dark to the public... Oh well... At least it has
some good sex scenes and "money shots." And it tries to be
tasteful. But it didn't have much of a "final fight" near the
ending.
Inmu II (Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)
The Inmu series is basically a set of 15-minute stories about the idea
of "looking at your own back." Beginning each episode is that
mysterious witch who gives you a cryptic message. Sort of like Elmira;
but with less ego and more fashion sense. I decided to view volume two
of this series instead of volume one because the latter had demon rape
at the end of each clip. "No thanks, mysterious witch."
And so, the mysterious witch tells us four stories about the secret
lives of the following people: One story features a woman who's unable
to go through her "first time," and then finds her boyfriend visiting a
"brothel employee" who looks just like her. The second is about an
attractive nurse who's dogged, and then finally captured, by an
extremely sick pervert. The third is about some "Yu-Gi-Oh" reject who
obviously misunderstood the power of his cards. And the good people
behind the final story decided to treat us with their version of a "hot
mom."
Three of the four stories had our lovely witch appear and explain to
the lead characters that they should look at their backs (whatever that
means). But in the end, and after some hot sex, we're reminded that the
show is part "Twilight Zone" and whatever somebody wished for becomes
unimportant way too quickly.
Props go to NuTech for trying.
Kamyla 
(Five Ways / NuTech
Anime)
I'm sorry, Virginia. It takes two cops to play "good cop / bad cop."
In the late 20th century; crime runs rampant and human sex trade is
nearly the norm. The police sets up a special unit to go after the
white slavers. Unfortunately this hentai's version of the Bush
Administration had been in office during this time... Since a lot of
the special agents introduced are running around with short skirts and
bare legs.
The ladies are introduced "Charlie's Angels style;" Agetha the
butt-kicking leader, Koyomi the itchy-trigger-finger, and Lily the
science nerd. They're after Lead Suits, some G.I.Joe reject and the
ringleader of a crime ring that utilizes the titled drug that's so
powerful that its effects still lingers within the unfortunate victim.
Nearly to the point of brainwashing, I might add.
A lot of problems with this title: The first of three episodes has
some of the main characters looking totally fughered up. And even with
the images cleaned up, we still have Agetha. Apparently she likes to
lactate like a cow during her scenes. The cat was right when she said
that it was sick. And with the third episode being released, it's
dubbing was done by another studio which apparently likes to mix the
Japanese and English speech audio.
Whatever NuTech was going through, I hope it's just a phase. However
badly they've done in the past, this type of crappy post-production
shouldn't be allowed. We have Kitty Media to thank for that.
Love Is The Number Of Keys 
(Five Ways / NuTech Anime)
Living alone for the first time, Jyun becomes an assistant apartment
manager. However, he finds out (as protagonists of hentai anime
do) that it's a sex service apartment. Sumire, the manager,
explains that the ladies here do it out of enjoyment... And all
heaven breaks loose.
This is what fans of hentai live for; sex portrayed as something people
enjoy instead of being forced on. Jyun gets to have fun with his
manager, a waitress, and two nurses. This is a MUST HAVE for
anyone remotely interested in what NuTech can bring overseas.
The Maiden Diaries (Pink Pineapple / Kitty Media)
You can forget rappers like Too Short, Snoop Dog, 50 Cent, and what
these guys have to say about pimpin'. You don't have the
slightest idea until you meet Foster and Dred Burton. Ask the
ladies working at their mansion about their "training program."
Now THAT's pimpin'!
Jokes aside, railroad tycoon Dred picks up Foster (who's at rock bottom
from his lavish career as a secret serviceman and fellow
racketeer). Foster's been given the job to turn Clair (Dred's
granddaughter) into a human sex toy. Along with Clair are Aisha,
Rin, and Leese (as well as a few others).
On a serious note; this feminists' nightmare is bitter candy. It
rides on the "submissive maid" theme like a horse; but the plot is slow
and dry, and not enough attention is being paid to on the sex
scenes. You get some goodies here and there, but the moments are
just wrong and are drowned out by the constant S&M and Bondage.
Kitty Media's release is only four episodes out of the official
five. But the second episode featured a young looking Rin having
sex and it's considered a no-no in our anti-pedophilic society.
It leaves out a huge chunk of plot, but there's more important things
for me to complain about than that.
Shojyo Koakuma Kei (Five Ways / NuTech Anime)
This is basically the poor man's "Maiden Diaries." You have
the run-of-the-mill white slaver, his growing team of prostitutes, and
the clients that visit them. Although the inclusion of a
young-looking-girl will have MD's Foster and Dred going "WHAT THE BLUE
HELL??!!" (Kitty had excluded an episode because of this.)
At any rate, we're introduced to Youri. She's a sad woman with
some sort of skeleton hiding in her closet. Kyouichi, the
run-of-the-mill white slaver, "rescues" Youri (read: sets her up) and
has her work in his mansion. Unfortunately she finds out the hard
way what type of "work" she has to do.
The plot gets worse. After giving one client the most brutal case
of "vaginismus" since "Five Card's" Mayu Misame, Kyouichi takes it upon
himself to "investigate." By then the tables turn on him and he
falls prey to Youri, that jailbait Ayaka, and his lover whose name I
can't remember...
Typical Wide Road productions; crappy and poorly animated at best.
Slight Fever Syndrome (Pink
Pineapple / Kitty Media)
Yuzuriha Mizuki is the new school nurse who ends up becoming some sex
counselor. Students and fellow teachers come to her with problems
ranging between the size of their breasts to romantic
"rear-ending." But Miss Mizuki takes it all in stride as she does
the best she can. She ends up falling in love with one of the
male students, Kirishima, and has a couple of flings with him as well.
Slight Fever was one of my first hentai to enjoy at the time.
It
didn't have the monster-rape trend that everyone and their pet octopus
was riding on. And there was enough visual splendor to leave you
panting for more. But be careful with the English version; Mizuki
becomes "Miss Moore" and nearly everyone else gets called by the
standard English names instead of their Japanese ones. The
dubbing nearly transforms this show from "school sex-play" to downright
porn.
Tournament of the Gods
(Pink Pineapple / SoftCel Pictures)
More RPG-sex! WHOOPEE! The "TOTG" is a one-on-one
tournament which is built around the use of women; A male participant
must have one and the female participant can go it alone. The
woman who loses or is the partner of the loser must give helself to the
winner for a full day (just as long as she doesn't get killed).
And you can tell what happens from here on out.
Sid is one of those swordswingers who participates in order to win
Azuki's love and her father's dojo. Selena is his partner (a
friend of his fathers) who decides to teach him the way around a woman;
but he mainly stays away from other women until he wins the
tournament. And win he does, only to end up on the receiving end
of a vicious plan created by the "oujou-sama"/mayor, the fallen angel
Aquross.
TOTG features a lot of mini-clips of Sid's adventures in the
training
"labyrinths" as well as a lot of subplots about his opponents.
Azuki joins the tournament as well. And the story's written up so
Sid somehow ends up becoming some drooling berserker with the "Peter
North virus."
A lot of credit can be given to SoftCel Pictures for releasing the
uncensored version on DVD. Pink Pineapple had been flinging
perverted anime left and right (to SoftCel, NuTech, Kitty Media,
etc.). And SoftCel finally tranforms itself from a company which
features hentai that doesn't show the good parts to one that features
shows that are built around storylines and actual plot.
Sprites for Genjuro Kibagami are from ActJapan / Mugen Sharp.
Samurai Shodown / Spirits is copyrighted to SNK and its affiliates.
Everything else is copywrited to their respective, and respected,
owners. Beware of dogs with large, bloodied swords.