(Pink Pineapple / Kitty Media)
(Pink Pineapple / Kitty Media)Sayuka is the fresh, young cutey and an android that can also transform into the title heroine Escalayer. But she can only do that when her "Doki Doki Dynamo" is fully charged. This requires the help of her support unit and fellow android Madoka. The token blonde-haired womanizer Kyouhei, who finds out that his childhood friend had been turned into an android, lends his support as well. I'll leave it to your imagination what type of "support" they give.
And then there's Ryoko; Kyouhei's sexy teacher and recent conquest. But she's also Lady Misliene; a henchwoman who's part of an evil organization known as Dielast. They send their latest weapon after her; the sexy assassin android Nanaki. She's also a "switchblade-girl;" much to Sayuka and Ryoko's discontent (and a percentage of the male audience's pleasure).
You'll get panty-shots, messy scenes, and everything else
that's all good in hentai. Nothing but the best from Pink Pineapple
when it comes to all things "H-ed out," I guess. If only I can
say the same for the "dubbing streetteam" from Kitty Media.
Althought it's not too bad.
(Vanilla Series/ Critical Mass)Shinji Yagami follows his classmate's advice and finds a website that has images of the girls in his school being raped. So, when he finds one of the girls in the nurse's office, he pounces on her. That's how it started.
Dark is 100% rape fantasy and probably about 5% chivalry. Shinji's partner in crime, Satoshi, is a sadistic so-and-so who states that sex is about "the man getting off and not having to worry about how the woman feels." (Is that the mindset of all the guys behind the creation of hentai anime?) The two guys leave most of the girls either in shock or crying in the dark. But what he said really isn't the case-in-point all the time. Because after Shinji pounces his ex-girlfriend Nana; she joins in and accepts the idea that all men are sexfiends. And when he and Satoshi pounce on their English Teacher, she turns out to be an S&M junky. And the show's not even close to seeing poetic justice just yet.
Animation wise; Dark is not as good as other hentai under the Vanilla sky. It suffers from "rapidly disappearing clothing syndrome." And yeah, I agree that what Vanilla's releasing (through Critical Mass / Right Stuf) is pushing the envelope a bit too hard in terms of theme and timing.
(Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)
(Green Bunny / NuTech Anime)Enter detective Satoshi Kido. He's been hired to investigate a "missing item" case. But it turns out to be something more as the old butler, said young mistress, her sexy tutor, some stunt double for the short guy from "Fantasy Island," and the token maid have something else in mind for him.
I should tell you right now that the English VO for May (Satoshi's assistant) sounds suspiciously like the woman who plays Nanami Jinnai from El Hazard. What's up with that, NuTech people?!
(Pink Pineapple / NuTech Anime)The story ends up making fun of itself since it has been a computer game, like many other Pink Pineapple works. And it goes something like this: Kotone wants to enjoy her summer vacation with her friends, especially Kenta. But, slowly and surely, Miyuki bitches her way into the competition for his heart. The two girls, Kenta, and four other have been blackmailed into the old school building by Isaku.
Now, it's been said that Shusaku and Isaku are related. Kisaku (with his own series) might be related as well. And while Shusaku has a sense of style, Isaku would readily "recreate the battle between the US and Iraq" if he doesn't get his way. The girls tried as hard as they could to resist, but in the end they have been scarred for life by Isaku's brutality.
Newer Pink Pine animation; even though most of it is dark and dreary. A lot of scat; despite it being so clear and undetailed. Lots of "No!", "Stop!", "Don't!", "Ouch That Hurts!", and my favorite "You're Ripping Me Apart!" Does Kenta get some? Yes. Does he save the day? Nope. I just hope the latest batch of hentai from NuTech doesn't go that far anymore.
(Green Bunny / Nutech)And as Nakanishi gives the okay to Mayumi and her friends for the new "seamless underwear," he helps Chisa find out who's been hacking into the computer terminal. Unfortunately for the ladies (or fortunately for the guys watching), Nakanishi is the white-collar sex fiend who likes to make them "whistle while he works."
This show is made by the creative force behind AIKa and Najica Blitz Tactics. Does this mean that these guys have finally gotten out of their funk of giving the guys too much "good shots" and instead rely of giving "better shots?" I don't know and I'm not too sure. I wasn't happy about the ending either. But it's a good show if you wanna see people in the office getting it on.
(Milky Label / Kitty Media)Men fondling women on a crouded train. And to think they'd actually
do a hentai anime series that's fully based on this fetish...
So, here we have Tetsuo. His family owns a private railroad company
that serves a line from the big city to a small community. He and his
friends work there; and he's got a nice-looking "childhood friend."
However; the company's in danger of a "Chapter 11." And besides that,
many young ladies are being attacked by perverts constantly. So how can
problems like these be fixed? Seeing that this is hentai, you should
know what happens next. The "Midnight Sleaze Train!"
That's a creative way of handling things. What's more creative is
that Tetsuo is a master at letting his fingers do the walking all over
a set of sexy and frustrated women. But the problem that arises is the
usual backstabbings and throatcuttings that usually happen in a
business that decides to cheat. There is some good sex, by the way. The
dubbing streetteam behind this work is losing it, though. So be warned.
(Pink Pineapple /
Kitty Media)Suzuna is one of those tragic heroines of hentai anime; the ones that are forced to marry somebody they don't know, participate in some torturous and near-perverted ritual, and shares the burden of a curse on her family. The story gets wierder as it unfolds. And, despite the obvious "girl finally falls for guy she hates" ending, the topic is left unresolved and hanging.
You get to meet the characters herein: Tomomi, Suzuna's maid who seems to be the center of all this wierdness. Sayako, a young actress who had been kidnapped and brainwashed into her maid position. Io, Suzuna's childhood friend (for the sake of the "cute, feminine guy" fanbase). Kouichi, poor Suzuna's nihilistic fiance. Ruri, Kouichi's "girlfriend" who's here to explore Suzuna's family curse. Yuriko, Suzuna's mother (who's suppose to be dead?). Gohei, the random "old lawnkeeper pervert." And Mizuna, Suzuna's "other half(?)"
See? I told you it's wierd. Not FLCL wierd, but wierd all the same, especially for something that's hentai. One of Pink Pineapple's better works artisically. Kitty Media can't seem to catch a clue that mixing Japanese moaning with English dubbing just doesn't work.
(Lemon Heart / NuTech)Lemon Heart has the viewers hitting the WTF buildings as they took the path of making this artistically crappy piece of hentai. It's a good idea for something that's supposedly adult-oriented; but that's about it. No "splash-splash gooey-gooye," just straight-up straight sex. And it seems that the people over at NuTech couldn't grasp the idea of better sound effects either.
(Lemon Heart / Nutech)Now this is where the hentai stage of the "Magical Girl Syndrome" kicks in: You see, said bunny-like creature is named Natsuki and comes from the magical kingdom "Ever Green" to retrieve the "Seeds." These seeds ended up on Earth and has been turning humans into sex-crazed monsters. Natsuki transforms Chihaya into "Magical Warrior Carmine."
But it gets better. Natsuki can magically transform as well; into a human male, a handsome and horny human male. (As if he wasn't perverted enough in magical animal form.) He gets it on with the school nurse, Chihaya when she's not ticked off at him, Sayaka (actually Cerulean Blue, another magical warrior), Mafuyu, and unfortunately Septem the sexy enemy. The problem for him, besides a ticked-off Chihaya, is that he reverts back to that bunny thingy whenever he "finishes" because he loses his powers. OUCH!
The series is actally pretty good despite switching animation. (The use of "old school" animating in the first 2 volumes and CG in the last two and the 2-part special.) The show takes a break from monster-fighting to deal with serious issues like the after-affects of rape and the "jealous girlfriend cliche." Not enough blast-blast gooey-gooey, but is a good series to begin with. I assume that Pioneer had finally lent their voice actresses to do the English dubbing of this series...
(Cherry Soft / Anime 18)This show's got p****. And lots of it. So I might as well warn you that if you're a woman you'll definitely hate it. And if you're a woman from some third-world country that's plagued with oversexed media and the drooling goons that go with it, then you need to find another hobby.
This show has the same characters and uses the same theme. But it's obviously three different paths based on three different women. (Probably a thumbs up to some game it originated from.) Here we have Jun; a guy who lost his wife in an accident and ends up doing his own sister-in-law. Meanwhile his father wants him to take over the Hungry Bear diner using the "Malcolm X plan" ("by any means necessary"). So he manages to get his thing on with three more women who just happen to work at the Hungry Bear with him. Sometimes he lets two or three goons who frequent the diner join in. Sometimes he doesn't.
The art and animation of the show reminds me of SoulTaker. The sex can get low and depraved at times, but you get to see a lot of marital arts; a lot of action that replaces kung-fu with sex. It also helps that it's nicely done as a restaurant theme.
Anime 18 has been known to release hentai anime so vile and disgusting that even their logo makes you cringe more than Manga Entertainment's other logo (of that toothy bald-head guy). In fact, that show was so evil that that my DVD player would view it at first.
(Vanilla
Series / Critical Mass)Saori, Yuna, and Erica make up the fresh singing group "Twinkle." They're trying to find a nitch in the world of "pop idols," but the story mainly focuses around the goons who make it a job to turn young idols into sex slaves.
Masaki, Saori's brother-in-law, is coerced into managing these girls and basically had to lay the S&M smackdown on Yuna and Erica for "bullying" poor Saori. And then there's Saori's mother, a former idol herself who becomes the plaything of the old entertainment don Kijima. And in order to get rid of that large debt that belonged to her deceased husband, she had no choice but to "give" Saori to Kijima.
What's happening over at Vanilla HQ? It seems that the people over there at the animation department are being hit hard by "international piracy" and "corrupt video distribution." So not much is going on, and all types of shortcuts have been used to basically tell the story, show some hot sex, and not much else.
(JVC / Anime 18)This is the main reason why I don't like titles released by Anime 18. These guys don't seem to have control over themselves anymore. Toiletries, bondage, spanking, and gruesome blood-spilling death seems to take up the space nowadays with them. And to top it all off, the male lead in most of these shows sounds like Yami Yugi from Yu-gi-oh.
So anyway, Yusuke's dad is remarried to another woman named Misako. But he witnessed his mother commit adultry, and now he hates women in general. Even though his cousin doesn't mind when he does her, she tells him that he should atleast try to get along with his stepmother. So he forces himself on her instead.
Yep. It's a pathway of debauchery that leads to an unhappy ending. And it seems to be the theme of A18 releases unless these guys grab a clue from everyone else.
(Utamoto / NuTech)While he's there he ends up making love to his new maid Mylene. Mylene still harbors a deep love towards the exiled lord Eric; despite him sodomizing her and calling it his idea of love. He did try to turn Ronsard into a military powerhouse for his coup-de-tat, you should know. Meanwhile, as Eric plans on assassinating the Duke of Ebenbourg and smearing some blood on our naive hero, Claude starts to remember his past and the promises he made to his childhood friend and second maid Charlotte.
This two-part series is what happens when you combine "The Maiden Diaries" with "MeiKing." Computer animation seems to rule the day here. And even characters that are suppose to look ugly (like Sophie's grandmother and the armed guards of Germany) don't even register on the "ugly meter." Way to go, people!
Sprites for Genjuro Kibagami are from ActJapan / Mugen Sharp. Samurai Shodown / Spirits is copyrighted to SNK and its affiliates. Everything else is copywrited to their respective, and respected, owners. Beware of dogs with large, bloodied swords.