(Moon Rock / Kitty Media) (Moon Rock / Kitty Media)Yuu, Miki, and Chadouko (said angels) managed to find a place at someone's flower boutique as they successfully drive away two ticked-off thugs who were trying to drive out the boutique's owner. Meanwhile Yasushiro, the young delivery man, falls head-over-heels for Miki. And Hades takes notice of what's going on, sending his sexy aide Persephone to find out more.
This is one of those titles that border between being good and being depressing. Zeus takes over for that poor smuck Yasushiro and manages to have some angel goodness, but because of this Yasushiro has chunks of his memory missing. And when he gets it for real; it's from Persephone and she nearly (and literally) sucks him dry. Despite the good art and animation, that's really pathetic for the same company that was responsible for Masami Obari's Viper GTS. (Selen -
Y.O.U.C [Vanilla
Series] / Critical Mass)After a fateful, sex-filled encounter with his teacher(?) who was Tomoshi's girlfriend; he decides to set his plan of "taking back Miwa" into action. I mean, even though he already working his new-found magic on his fellow student... But that's anime pron for you.
The show's probably riffing "Here Is Greenwood" if the main character decided to stay with his brother. But atleast the hot female student if a actually female and not some guy pretending to be female. I wonder if Critical Mass will license this?
(Milky
Animation Label / JapanAnime)And so, said warriors battle the perverted monsters that use their skills to attack women. Meanwhile, Shuta ends up having hot sexorz with some of the waitresses. Purin (aka Pudding) seems to be his favorite.
This is a cool title to watch. But it ends up suffering in the wrong hands. Not only is this title not "technically licensed." But it's been released by some fly-by-night company that just subs it and expects the money to roll into their hands. And the Larry Flint company also has distributing rights to it. One would think that these guys would hire people to do the English voice dubbing for it. That's lazy, horrible, and tactless! (Five Ways / NuTech)But our male lead isn't that dumb. He knows what to expect. And, with the help of his advisor Isaac and t3h sexy maid Ireve, he manages to play his own cards straight. He also has in his posession a jewel, created by someone who's half elf long time ago, he can use to gain control of somebody. He never gets to use that jewel!
Ariel, from one of the two kingdoms, used to be Isiodore's childhood friend. She's shy and uncertain about her future, at first. And she's more into nature than politics. But, when it comes to doing the dirty deed, she'll be the first thing he sees in his bed. She literally throws herself at him. Bellecher, meanwhile, is from the other kingdom. She's obnoxiously proud and does what she does for the sake of her country. And, despite having the top grades over Isiodore at their school, he manages to put her away wetter than a washcloth.After episode four, it was considered incomplete. It was as if Isiodore spoke of Five Ways, Creamy Doll, NuTech and its hiring of "hot porn stars" to do English dubbing work; when he said that the future was uncertain. But by the time episode five was completed; Five Ways had now withered away, NuTech is currently withering away (under a suit by Ken Groove), and the negative thinking behind adult anime is replacing the void.
Even though... Despite its bad animation, worse than even the Vanilla series can muster... It still plays the political intrigue card pretty well. And the accents of said hot porn stars. Baby, you cannot go wrong with t3h accents! And hot sexy maids! And even hotter sexier princesses! (Pink Pineapple / Kitty Media)And of course it has Masami Obari's fingerprints all over it. For somebody who was responsible for shows like Gowkaizer, Gravion, Gravion Zwei, and Fatal Fury (as well as adult anime like Viper GTS and Angel Blade); he really seems to know what he's doing. Although I gotta agree with that poor smuck in the first episode. To finally get a chance to blow into a beautiful girl; only to find some talking turtle attached to your member... I should just give it one point for that piece of so-called "comedy" alone.
But it still manages to be a good show since it's got some major rivalry going on with Narutaki's sexy assistant Marilyn and her latest creation, South Pole 1. (Blue Eyes /
NuTech)So here we have Kazuto. Not only is he a raging hard-on, but a stuck-up S-O-B. He makes Yugioh's Seto Kaiba look like normal-Yugi in comparison. And, being the high-class type who's been taken care of by a group of maids and a butler, he believes that he can do anything he wants. He's currently doing Momiji; another one of those oh-too-cute heroines that lack so much backbone that it's not even funny. Kazuto forces himself on her. However, the dead-panned look on her face never fails to tick him off.
Included in the mix are; Ayane, the fruit salad that is Kazuto's fellow student. Mari, the (supposedly) uptight and bitchy head-maid. And Shizuru, the less fruity but still friendly maid. These three women had fallen in love with him. No reason had been given why or where they all came from. No detail whatsoever. None. Kazuto just screws them, tells them to back off, and then goes back to Momiji.Nothing spectacular about the animation, although it's better than what Lemon Hearts was using. Music is soap-opera-esque and out-of-place. Some lez-bo action, some S&M; Kazuto like to mix his straight sex with some anal (with only Momiji being spared from it). And I just can't stand the idea that there are some beautiful (young) women being wasted on stuck-ups like him. The ending has been left hanging, with Momiji and Kazuto being established as "the" couple. So the only thing saving this title is the sex.
This is something your girlfriend or wife WILL NOT like. A show about a guy who got it into his head that he's God's gift to women; managing to strip them of their pride one piece of clothing at a time. Hmmm... Maybe it's riffing off of the combination of "Ai Yori Aoshi" and Hanaukyo Maids; taking things the opposite way while they're at it... (Vanilla Series / Critical
Mass)Poor Satsuki. She just wanted to work as an RN at Ishikawa General Hospital. However...
She ends up late for work and running down the hallway; only to bump into one of the patients there. And she was nearly forced into dealing with another new "member" before she was rescued by the stern Dr. Waka. Satsuki sees him as her idol. But Naho, Satsuki's co-worker, manages to get him first. She sneaks some alcohol into his drink... And he ends up transforming into a wild sex maniac. The next day Naho had to wear sunglasses due to the sunlight, but Waka had forgotten about that night.Satsuki then spaces out and ends up giving that patient (with the "member" she met) the wrong medicine. She begs him for his forgiveness; but she ends up having to screw him instead. Dr. Waka happens to walk in... And I'll say that it's not a pretty sight onwards.
This show makes a trip through the "Night Shift Nurses" territory as it introduces a character known as "Dr. Enema." You'll know him when you see him. But it does amazingly well for something about "nurse sex." Even with its low-grade, low-budget animation. As always, the English dubbing team for Critical Mass does a superb job on it; much better than even Kitty Media's dubbing team.
(Pink Pineapple /
Kitty Media)Yosuke begins his job as a live-in male nurse at some nursing home that's out in the middle of nowhere. But even then he starts having wierd and powerfully erotic dreams of women getting tied and raped. He gets along quickly with the mainly female staff as well as three of the old guys he's suppose to take care off. However, something else is going on. Some sinister plot...
Yosuke's unable to control himself; but atleast he has an available
outlet. Namely the sexy older woman Saeko. Unfortunately he
ends up screwing Natsuki, the tomboy, and Eri, the bispecticled
assistant to a former congressman, as well. He then forces his
"Peter North" into poor Haruka (and that was after she was sexed up by
her friend, the childish Miruku). And it's all thanks to that
Muzik playing in the background...
Well, the show plays out the "slave" and "nurse" bit quite
well. There's no enemas, no wierd "let's play doctor" situations,
it's just your basic "porn-with-plot (PWP)" show that had to include a
bunch of old guys just to prove its point. Sex is good and
plentiful. English dubbing, once again is hit-or-miss. Not
a bad title, I'll say.
(GIGA - Milky
Animation Label / Unlicensed)Yuu Asuka and her brother-in-law Masaki are unable to pay the large debt they owe. So she participates in the "VG Neo" tournament, held on a luxury liner, on an all-or-nothing basis. Unfortunately, for the participating women who lose, they get more than their clothing ripped off. They'll get "slonged by the suits."
I, personally, was saddened that the original VG characters weren't getting sexored this time around. Not even the secret inclusion of Yuka Misty couldn't save this show (since she doesn't get sexored at all). But the show does bost some good (albeit forced) sex. (Pink
Pineapple /
Kitty Media)I still feel sorry for Virginia right now. She still believes that there's a Santa Claus. But it's not Pink Pineapple's fault. The western world screamed for this title to come to them without censors. Most of us payed no heed to how it was going to be translated into its "Engrish Pron Ranguage" Kitty Media is so infamous for.
At any rate, Chiho is the poor li'l woman who's widowed when her husband died. Her two friends Mikoto and Rokuro tell her to move on, but to no avail. At that time Kanae, a frustrated wife of the cliche outtatown buzinessman, moves in. She's been calmly warned by Satoru that the apartment he lives in is not really a good place; what with the landlord running a porn shop and some magical girl popping up here and there. But Kanae, being the type of woman that wants a bit more adventure in her life, decides to rock this poor guy's world."Wife Eater" is actually a good title to give to something like this. See... Satoru... Ends up "eating" Kanae... And then Chiho... The two ladies are still technically married. Get it?
Ahem! At any rate: Wife Eater is another one of those ero-toon titles that thank the people playing the game for their continued patronage. I mean, to have the mascot who's the female lead of "Alice In Wonderland." (STFU, Mike Eisner.) She has a pet crow and he helps her introduce the show. It's an interesting bonus. Probably.You'll get some fanservice and a sex scene with t3h middle-aged woman in the first episode, and then you'll get a little more in the second. Is it riffing "Maison Ikkoku?" English dubbing blows and swallows. "What happened to that dubbing masterpiece that was Sex Friend, Kitty Media?!" Hell, I'd recommend it for beginners and couples. Don't mind the English dialogue, though.
Sprites for Genjuro Kibagami are from ActJapan / Mugen Sharp. Samurai Shodown / Spirits is copyrighted to SNK and its affiliates. Everything else is copywrited to their respective, and respected, owners. Beware of dogs with large, bloodied swords.