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![]() Shit that pisses us off...-Vegans. Listen: cows are inferior (moo!) beings and thus should (moo!) be eat(mooo!)en. -Florida. They don't call it "America's Penis" for nothing. -Stoner parents: Dad, would you please stop coming downstairs at midnight in your underwear for Twinkies and discussions about the geopolitical climate of Eastern Europe? -Feng shui. Literal translation: "I'm a dumb honky." -NAMBLA. -People who say "Listen" during telephone conversations. Unfortunately, jackass, I have no choice but to listen to your sorry ass. -Attack hugs. Okay, so you love me. Thanks. But if you try to hug me one more time, I may scream. -People who constantly call me for rides. The number for Yellow Cab is 347-TAXI...write it down. -The dreaded "Blue Screen of Death" in Windows: makes us want to decapitate Bill Gates. -Gnats: coincidentally, also make us want to decapitate Bill Gates. -10-year-old rappers: I don't care how ballin' you is, dawg - your testicles haven't even dropped yet. -Those of you who only read this page. This whole reading thing isn't all that bad - just sound it out. Sound it out. |
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