Shit that pisses us off...

-People who talk incessantly and never ever ever ever stop talking because they have so much to say and they just have to say it all so they keep talking and talkingandtalkingandtalkingand-SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

-The Rosita/Capistrano stop sign. Quit making me pause to check for cops before I blow through the damn thing. Just take the sign down. It'd make a nice wall-hanging.

-Chris Gonzalez's denim outfit and belt buckle.

-"April Fools." I'll have you know that I'm a fool year round, month be damned.

-Freedom Fries™. I much prefer Slavery Fries™.

-People who think NAMBLA is the "North American Marlon Brando Look-alike Association." For the love of god, people, it stands for "North American Man-Boy Love Association."

-"That time of the month." To quote Mr. Garrison, "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

-People who remember every little thing you say and then randomly use it against you. "Remember that time in 3rd grade when you told me to suck your cock?" Yes, and I'm still waiting.

-S.W.E.L.T.C.H.E.R.S.

-Irish Clothes Nazis. Stop pinching me, you dirty-arsed bastard.