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![]() Shit that pisses us off...-"Chef's surprise." What is that all about? Surprises are nice when it's your birthday, but unrecognizable and unnamed food hardly constitutes a surprise - it's just scary! -Girls who ask "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Your fat ass makes you look fat! Try a new question...on someone else. -Men who drive like they have something to prove. I'm sorry, but the speed and aggressiveness with which you drive does NOT correspond to the size of your penis. -Canadians: What is THAT all about? -Combovers: who do you think you're fooling by stretching what little hair you have left over the Australia-sized bald spot on the top of your head? Ridiculous and a damn shame. -"Punk rockers." Wise up. Listening to Blink-182 does NOT make you hard-core. Get over your bad selves, please. -People who mispronounce "nuclear." (*cough* Scatena *cough*). What's so difficult about pronouncing this word? It's "nu-klee-er," not "noo-kyoo-ler," dammit. -Gum under the desk -- YUCK. Cut that shit out, will you? -On nude beaches and elsewhere: why is it those who are so willing to take their clothes off are the ones you wish would NOT? Another thing about nude beaches...sand in odd places Very unnatural. |
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