Shit that pisses us off...

-Those Damned Emo kids: "Look at me, I am depressed and unique. Now see my five friends who look just like me."

-White people who speak Ebonics: If anything, it stresses just how white you are, blood!

-Seeing Christmas shit in stores in October: Can't you at least wait until after Halloween before shoving mistletoe down our throats?

-People who wear sunglasses while talking to you (*ahem* Chris Gonzales) It's rude and annoying as all hell. Take off the damn shades before I hurt you.

-People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. High five! Or not.

-Hearing people say "gay" and "fag" every other word. Don't apologize for your idiocy-just shut the hell up!

-Assholes who leave stink bombs in the hallways. Grow the fuck up and stop polluting our environment with your stupidity.

-Clowns: Just what the fuck ARE these creatures? Not talented, not funny. Go away. Now.

-Banning students from the hallways so you can spend 3 hours on decorations that last 10 minutes. It does look nice, but let brotha get to his locker, aiight?

-What is up with Starbucks closing at 9pm on weeknights? 9pm is when I need my coffee, not when I need my coffee-shop to close!

-Parallel parking: first, learn how. Second, PULL UP within 2 feet of the car in front of you, asshole, so the rest of us can fit, too. Or we revoke your license. Ha!