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![]() Shit that pisses us off...-Those Damned Emo kids: "Look at me, I am depressed and unique. Now see my five friends who look just like me." -White people who speak Ebonics: If anything, it stresses just how white you are, blood! -Seeing Christmas shit in stores in October: Can't you at least wait until after Halloween before shoving mistletoe down our throats? -People who wear sunglasses while talking to you (*ahem* Chris Gonzales) It's rude and annoying as all hell. Take off the damn shades before I hurt you. -People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. High five! Or not. -Hearing people say "gay" and "fag" every other word. Don't apologize for your idiocy-just shut the hell up! -Assholes who leave stink bombs in the hallways. Grow the fuck up and stop polluting our environment with your stupidity. -Clowns: Just what the fuck ARE these creatures? Not talented, not funny. Go away. Now. -Banning students from the hallways so you can spend 3 hours on decorations that last 10 minutes. It does look nice, but let brotha get to his locker, aiight? -What is up with Starbucks closing at 9pm on weeknights? 9pm is when I need my coffee, not when I need my coffee-shop to close! -Parallel parking: first, learn how. Second, PULL UP within 2 feet of the car in front of you, asshole, so the rest of us can fit, too. Or we revoke your license. Ha! |
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