Shit that pisses us off...

-Men with bad aim: If you can't get all the piss in the toilet, sit the fuck down.

-Those nylon hood thingies that the "gangsta" kids wear: Wrong place for a condom, a-hole.

-Teachers who assign homework on Halloween: Don't you know that we have parties to go and get drunk at?

-When girls wear wings as Halloween costumes because they don't have a real costume: Hey, what are you? "I'm a fairy/angel/winged beast."

-If I hear one more cell phone ring in a movie theater, I am going to take it and shove it up the owner's ass. That'd thrill the ER docs.

-Adult sob stories: Yeah, we know that you had to walk twenty miles to school, in the snow, uphill, both ways...but we're sick of hearing about it, so sit your old ass down and drink some Ensure.

-Peepel, hu cant fucken spel.

-Jacked up trucks: Can't think of anything witty to say, but they really suck.

-Fuckin' people who fuckin' swear every other fuckin' word. Fuck!