Shit that pisses us off...

-Anime: fuckin' bothers me. Next fad?

-"Smart Water": You've been drinking it for two years, Elaine, and I have yet to see any improvement. Any.

-John Madden: Talk about master of the obvious. "This team is winning because the offense is scoring points, and the defense is stopping the other team." No shit. Have a pie.

-When people obviously have something to say, and then they don't. If it isn't a secret, just tell! They make a game out of how they "shouldn't say," but it's just a load of melodramatic bull.

-Being left in the car without music: I'm won't steal your effin car, I just want some tunes...

(received via email) -People who can't have a good time unless they're drunk. Sure, it's fun on occasion, but hearing people say "I haven't gotten drunk since Friday," when it's only Monday is just pathetic.

- British spellings: Can't those people just learn to spell "favor" and "color" correctly? And on that note: the British in general. (Yes, we are in fact out to get every nationality. Laotians...you're next.)

-The limp handshake: talk about a sign of disrespect. It's a hand, not a wet noodle.

-People who hate everything: hate those fuckin' people.