Shit that pisses us off...

-When the five-minute bell rings and the campus supervisors begin to blow their obnoxious whistles. Yes, you're all-powerful, we respect you, yadayada. Pipe down.

-When a teacher has explained the same thing 3 times, and then some idiot raises his hand and says, "Wait - what am I supposed to do?" How about removing yourself from the gene pool...

-People who tell you to hurry up when you're already obviously hurrying: I'M HURRYING, damn you!

-Obnoxiously saggy pants: Keeping with the trends is aiight, but shit, dawg, I can see your entire ass. Both cheeks.

-People who never have their own supplies. I'm not Office Depot - buy your own paper!

-When people let the door slam in your face, especially when your hands are full! Common courtesy...

-You, probably.

Mistletoe. I don't get it. It's a parasitic weed, but I'm supposed to kiss you if you hold it over my head? The fuck?

-Fruitcake: anyone actually eat this shit? What the hell is it, anyway? Have you ever even seen the mythical fruitcake? Such existential questions…

Speaking of fruitcake...
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