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![]() Shit that pisses us off...-When the five-minute bell rings and the campus supervisors begin to blow their obnoxious whistles. Yes, you're all-powerful, we respect you, yadayada. Pipe down. -When a teacher has explained the same thing 3 times, and then some idiot raises his hand and says, "Wait - what am I supposed to do?" How about removing yourself from the gene pool... -People who tell you to hurry up when you're already obviously hurrying: I'M HURRYING, damn you! -Obnoxiously saggy pants: Keeping with the trends is aiight, but shit, dawg, I can see your entire ass. Both cheeks. -People who never have their own supplies. I'm not Office Depot - buy your own paper! -When people let the door slam in your face, especially when your hands are full! Common courtesy... -You, probably. Mistletoe. I don't get it. It's a parasitic weed, but I'm supposed to kiss you if you hold it over my head? The fuck? -Fruitcake: anyone actually eat this shit? What the hell is it, anyway? Have you ever even seen the mythical fruitcake? Such existential questions Speaking of fruitcake... |
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