Shit that pisses us off...

-Dr. Laura: Not only is this bitch not a doctor, she also imposes her holier-than-thou opinions on so many people that I just want to kick her.

-The appalling mechanics in Dr. Kazakoff's memo. The Subterranean in quotes, period outside the quotations, misuse of the word "credence," and overall poor structure. For shame.

-Nailbiters: quit chewing on yourself, bastard.

-Slow walkers in the hallway: Move your ever-lovin' ass before I pop a cap in it! I have places to go (namely, Hell).

-Fuckin' peds: If you're going to jaywalk, don't get mad when I nearly hit you.

-Electricity on school days: Why do power outages only happen on evenings or weekends and not at 7:30am when I really don't want to go to school?

-Poor parking lot etiquette: Move, bitch. Get out da way.

-Telemarketers: How about you give me your phone number, and I'll call you back during your dinner time?