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July 2000 Section

July 9, 2000
The Glorious Birth of the Tylerian Underground's International Headquarters and Coffee Shop. (There was much rejoicing.)
July 11, 2000
Today marks the grand opening of the Odd Odd Odd committee, designed to help track down and post strange thoughts, ideas, one-liners and quotes. Report any out-of-place thoughts you have to the Odd Odd Odd Committee, located in The Spiffy Stuff.
July 11, 2000
Fixed the email bugs in the Odd Odd Odd Committee and The Omniscient Guru.
July 12, 2000
Added the Two Cats Research Institute, Bureau of Research and Development. Considering posting pictures of my Research and Development team, due to popular request. Send me a little feedback about what you think, with the link below. Thanks!
July 12, 2000 x2
Gave page groovy new sleek black update and added niftyfied neon logo. Wasted who knows how much time surfing the web for links to my upcoming link page. Check back soon for it.
July 13, 2000
A few more questions were answered by The Omniscient Guru. and created the homepage for the future Cult of the Omniscient Guru which will be founded as soon as I figure out the scripts to set up the sign up forms. Check back soon!
July 15, 2000
Added to both The Omniscient Guru. and the Odd Odd Odd committee. Fixed the link bugs to The Omniscient Guru. and the Cult of the Omniscient Guru, which nears creation, I think.
July 16, 2000
The moment everyone was waiting for . . . the 16th Tylerian Underground!
July 24, 2000
Well, it's been a while, but there are finally some updates. The Cult of the Omniscient Guru is up and running, waiting for you to join the flock of the chosen, and The Order of the Omniscient Guru stands ready and vigilant to enforce their terrorist demands on the world.
July 25, 2000
I know you all are very excited by the announcement of the 17th Tylerian Underground! In other news, I abandoned my sponsors. I have no doubt that the stock market took a nose dive upon announcement of the news, but I simply grew tired of seeing the banners and never seeing a check. So the only sponsor left is the Google box at the bottom of the homepage, which I find useful. Please use it yourself ~ It nets me 3¢ every time you search. Then I'll love you even more! Remember, each search is like 3¢ of love in your pocket!
July 30, 2000
I hope you all enjoy the groovy new table-fied layout of the Tylerian Underground. Complete with multiple logos and a navigation bar, it's the ultimate in luxury website experiences ~ starting at only $20k. It comes complete with a load of extras including Utterly Random Nonsense and the 18thTylerian Underground. Give the brand new Tylerian Underground a test drive!
July 30, 2000 x2
I just discovered Geocities rather unpleasant error of deleting a significant chunk of the older questions on The Omniscient Guru page. I have been trying to remember the various questions/answers that were deleted, but there were quite a few, so please resubmit your questions with the link.
July 31, 2000
Well, I fixed as many Omniscient Guru questions as I could remember. Be sure to double check and make sure your question hasn't gone missing! I also answered several new questions and added a few more fun words to The Omniscient Guru's Official Guide to Fun Words to Say. Then I reveled in the groovy proffessional look that tables lend my site. Be sure to email me gratuitous flattery concerning how much you loved the new look!

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