Results From Too Much Free Time

Of all the possible talents a person can be born with, i for some reason possess a talent for acting retarded.  This is somthing i do so well that at times i dont even realize i'm doing it. So in my vast amount free time, i have recorded myself saying a number of things retardely. These sounds will be great for your Windows sounds so feel free. If you have suggestions or requests for me to say something (ie. your name or something), leave a message on the Forum.

File Name

Description

Suggestions for Use

File Size

hey.wav

The famous "Hey!"

Menu Popup, Any kind of errors

41 kb

aah.wav

Weird noise

Any kind of error messages

36 kb

gotmail.wav

"Hey! You got mail!"

Incoming mail

45 kb

ahop.wav

More wierd noises

Any kind of error messages

31 kb

howdoin.wav

"Hey, how doin'?"

Windows startup

41 kb

heno.way

"Henno, how doin'?"

Windows startup

49 kb

ace.wav

"Ace ace ace!"

Request

39 kb

byediana.wav

"Bye bye Diana"

What ever the fuck you want

43 kb

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