July 4, 2000
Contact Lenses
I truly believe these are a miracle. I recently got some and now i can see... without glasses! What's even better is that i can even wear sunglasses...i never realized how cool i look with sunglasses because i can clearly see what i look like with shades on. I'm truly too sexy for glasses...yet, i still cant get a chick.
No class till 10:30 am
God, i wish regular school can be like this. My summer class that i'm taking doesnt start till 10:30 and it gives me so much time in the morning to sleep in, brush my teeth, surf the net, check mail and even take a fucking shower (i've never taken showers in the morning on a regular basis till this summer). Best of all...well not exactly, i dont fall asleep in the class like i do i school. It's great, i used to sleep through second period everyday, but with this class passes the second period time, i'm wide awake and am still learning at the same slow rate!
January 28, 2000
Nadia from American Pie
You know that chick that bared it all in the movie, that chick that made me drool through the whole damn scene and gave me a booner for a whole fucking week strait. I swear if i saw her walking down the street i'd run up to her and probably hump her leg or something and her mother's too. And you know damn well that you'll probably do the samething, dont lie.
Chicks that play FPS games
Now this is what i call a girl. I only know of one girl that plays thses kinds of game, now i like her just as friend and nothing more but if i ever meet a chick like that that i like...oh man...you'll probably see my testosterone level blast through the roof. I'll probably need somekind of drug that does the opposite of Viagra or something.
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