July 4, 2000
Become a Millionair overnight?
A couple of weeks ago, i went to See's Candies to, duh', eat the samples. Well, i chewing on a Toffee-ettes, and it hit me. If i can smeak a bunch of these samples out the store and start my own candy bussiness...online(!), i can make a fortune. I'll call "Saw's Candies." It'll be big and people wouldnt even know.
Just then, they lady there told me to leave or buy something because i was eating all her samples. My dream was shattered...
Drive bys with water ballons
This is great. A friend of mine and me filled up an ass load of water ballons and went out for a drive. It was so damn funny to see people not know what the hell hit em and by the time they realized what did, we're long gone...heheheheh. It's still funny when we missed because we gave people a good scare...and also times like that makes me glad cars have reverse. Just a tip though, if it's a really hot day, dont over fill your ballons because it will burst in the car...we learned that the hard way.
Drive slow when there is a cop
We all hate the speed limites right? It's always way too slow! That's why whenever i see a cop driving behind me, i slow down to the exact speed limite and trap him behind me. I'll show that bastard for stopping people from speeding. Best thing though, you're getting back at the guy and not even breaking the law, he cant pull you over as long as you do everything right (ie signal, seat belts, complete stops...). I've dont this like twice already and have driven for like 10 minutes with the guy behind me before he changed lanes and drove passed me, that's when i smile and wave to him.
April 14, 2000
Sleep a lot
This probably goes without saying. You need a lot of rest after playing Q3.
Tease the neighbor's dogs
If you're like me and your neighbor's has dog that bark at every single thing that makes noise at any chance it has, then i know how you feel. It's gotten to a point where i actually enjoy making a lot of rackets just to piss the dogs off and hopefull get other neighbors to lose their patients with these dogs. Sometimes i would pretend to practice pitching against the fence between our house, that's really funny. I'd wait till the dogs jump on the fence and then i'd throw the ball as hard as i can at the fence, hopefully the force of the ball gets em a little even through the fence. hehheheheh stupid dogs.
Note to Animal Rights Activist: Kiss my hairy ass!
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