October 17, 2001 |
Out of the blue, "shut yo ass"
Wow, i'm amazed this place is still up. Hey guess what? I had nachos for dinner tonight and root beer too, it was pretty good. Yep, that's college life, yesterday i had Ho-Ho's for lunch and the day before, i had Ding-dongs (heheheh i said Dong).
I like chicks. And last week, i found a dead fly in my salad, i think that's a
Upcoming reseach preposal
Introduction:
My mind works in weird ways sometimes that even i cant explain it. I was having dinner with a gay (i didnt miss spell that) friend the other night (thomas) and was watching people walk by to their seats, there were a few things about them that i took note of. One was what they were eating, two was what race they were. There were a few more factors that i will reveal at a later date as i dont remember them at this moment.
So, what does these data have to do with anything at all? Well, we all know that asians are lacking more in some of their external organs, sizewise, as opposed to blacks who seem to have more than enough. Whites or "cock-asain" on the other hand seem to be neutral. If you have no idea what i'm refering to, i suggest that you get more into pr0n because that is a rich source of information...as well as entertainment.
Data:
Whites = average penis/ breast size
asians < whites < blacks
Whites: Eats bascailly a combination of everything on the food pyramid.
Asians: Eats mostly rice (eg. steamed rice, fried rice, sweet n sour rice, rice stew, Uncle Ben's)
Blacks: Mostly chicken (eg. fried chicken, bbq chicken, spicy chicken wings, KFC menu)
Hypothesis:
From the data that i've observed and gathered. I will speculate that the majority of asians seem to have smaller penises and breastages breasts due to the amount of rice in which they consume. Blacks, for the
most part eat mostly fried chicken and well done (but not burnt) sirloin steaks. And from this, they have penises that even Wilbert will envy. What about black women? Well, they benifit in two places of their body, their breat-feeding area as well as their buttocks area. Whites, who seem to eat a combination of everything have more averaged sized organs.
What to Expect in the upcoming months:
The above data and hypothesis is just the beginning of this scientific research progect that i will do. Within the next few weeks, extensive research will be done through, surveys (online and flyers), observations, interviews and lots of reading.
I will reasearch the chemical structure of the common food types (rice, chicken etc) and take note of any relevant data. I will also find out what kind of effect these food will have on our tissue development. Genetics will not be a considered in this research because i dont think it has anything to do with the growth of organs. It may have some, but i dont care about it.
August 14, 2001 |
What the...
...Some things are just so disturbing and weird that words can't describe.
May 30, 2001 |
Time for a hunt?
So what if Easter is over, there's always time for a hunt. Your great great great great grand daddy and his second and a half cousin Suzy along with their in-breed chiuaua did it, why can't you? Ok, here's the challenge. Find the peach in this collage and post your guess on the forum if you wish. I personally think it's the forth row down and the second one from the right.
Yeah...i have nothing better to do....
Wow
Who would've thought that i've been keeping myself healthy all these years and not even know it. Man, now that i think about it, all those times my parents tell me to get up off my ass and go outside (gasp!) i actually obeyed, what a waste of precious energy. I could've gotten stressed out from all the sunlight i was getting or something.
There's something about squirels...that just makes certain individuals want to kill them. Poor little things, nonetheless, i still wanna try this. This device has great potential, you know. I mean, think of all the things that you can do with it.
Ok, so there's nothing better to do it, but what can i possibly do that's better than at least trying to attempt it, i cant be watching this all day...right? Well i can...
What? You didnt know this?
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April 19, 2001 |
Holy shit! An Update!
No, i cant believe this, can you? What is this....its legos like you never believe...its all the ways i want to have sex...no wait, it a fucking update!!!!!! Holy cow, man it's been a while hasnt it? So you're thinking...what the fuck was up with the past 4 months or so. Well, i'll give you three excuses:
- I've been extremeley busy at the School for Gifted Spelers, and in my free time, i looked at goat pr0n and tried to break the world record for being the most unproductive and lazy person i can be.
- Got laid every fucking day so that my penis would throb with pain every time i clicked my mouse button.
- Spent the last 4 months thinking up names for my future kids.
Well, with that said...so what's being going on? Beside from the fucking Chinese trying to do things to our spies (you know what they're doing, the press just hasnt released it yet. Fucking chinese....). I got the lighting done for my computer case and that's looking pretty sweet. Most of the prictures have been taken, but i have not even attempted to do a write up on it.
Some new waves
Well, because i was constantly being nagged by a few certain individuals on making a few more waves...and when that didnt get me to make more...they blackmaled me and refused to give me back Shrade Chiphanger pocket knife....so i had no choice. But i made just one, tehehehehhehe.
Poll
What do yuo think? Is it about time i should change my damn monthly poll to something new? We'll see...
January 5, 2001 |
Happy New Year!
What?! A new year has started already? What the hell happened to last year? I guess, if you look at things from this site's standpoint, then it's "what the hell happended to the last two and a half months?" Heh, well things happen and...uhh...my dog ate my updates.
Hope you all had a good Holiday vacation and got a lot of good sleep during that time too. Mines have been quite fun actually. Got a brother from NY that came home and stayed for about a week and he brought his laptop with him. So we've been having little mini-LAN parties, playing Q2 and such. There's nothing better then family getting together over the holidays and killing each other..over and over again.
Some computer news
I guess if you have any kind of interests in computers, you may have known that recently nVidia bought out 3dfx, makers of the Voodoo chipsets. I dont know if i should be dissapointed or happy because i'm using an ATI videocard right now.
Upcoming Case Mods
I've got the neon lights planned and should start on those within a few weeks. Sorry, that's as soon as i can get to it. I've got school too you know. I've also been thinking about making a stero VU meter to hook up to my speakers. Would be cool to see little LED lights move to the sounds/music from my computer. I'll think about this one.
Retarded Sounds
Yeah, i'll add some new ones soon. Meanwhile, check out the ones i have already.
October 14, 2000 |
Random Weekend Stuff
I watch the news periodically, just to keep myself up to date with what is happening around the world. I just wished every news cast i watch was more like this one. Not only is it informative but it is also pleasuring. And of course, it's not news if it doesnt include an exclusive interview with Britney Spears though. This one will help you get to know the true Britney...oh yeah, and she sings too, did you know that?
Ok well, enough of this for now. I think i'm going to go re-study my ABC's.
October 13, 2000 |
My sexy voice
Check out the files page for some new stuff that i added. I've decided to ditch the outdated Q2 and Q3 files and make that page more of a feature page like a few of my other sections. This just goes to show how much free time i have...
October 4, 2000 |
'Sup
Hmmm, lazy has pretty much taken over me lately. Expect stuff soon...maybe.
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