December 18, 1999

People who touch my computer screen

God damn it, I'm sick of cleaning my screen 2-3 times a week becasue some stupid ass people keep touching my screen with their  greasy ass hands when they point to my screen.  I swear I'd ask them like 10 times to stop it and 5 minutes later they'll fucken do it again.  It's especially worst when thay've got like fried chicken grease on their hands and then touch my screen, this shit is almost fucking impossible to get off!  Next person who touch my screen, i'm gonna make em like it clean.

Smashing bodyparts in doors

I dont know of any of you have experienced the feeling of getting you fingers caught in the crack of a door on the side where the hinge is when the door is closing...oh man.  This didnt happend anytime recently, but a couple of years ago when i was a little younger (and stupider) i decided one day that i would stick my fingers in the crack just for hell of it, casue i though it made me cool.  Well, along came my gay homo dad from the other side of the door and he closed freaking door on me...*$(%_@&! 

Shit, i cried like a girl.

Cold toilett seats

I dont know about you all, but i got a sensitive ass.  The last thing that i need is my ass freezing the shit out of it, i dont know how.  It's bad enough that we have to go though shrinkage but sitting on a freezing toilett is just about the same.  Is it just me or whenever you ass gets cold, your hole just shuts itself hella tight.  I mean, you litterally have to force the damn shit out and I've heard stories about if you force the shit out too hard you might flip you intestines inside out where you butt hole is.  I'd die first before something starts dangling from my ass.

Being busy

This isnt the same kinda busy like getting laid busy, i dont mind being busy getting laid.  What i mean is all this crappy school assignments and shit that's been going on.  I cant believe this, i dont even know how long its been since the last time i worked on my porn collection! 

November 8, 1999

Cheap School

Can you believe this?  All those computers my school has along with all the software and hardware that they buy...they dont have a damn zip drive in the whole school.  What's up with this?  This thing doesnt even cost a hundred bucks...but no...they dont wanna buy one, they just wanna buy paint to paint over graffitti that'll probably be back the next day. 

Bleach spots

The friggin care tag on my pants clearly says that i can add non-clorine bleach when needed.  So i put in some bleach casue the crotch area wasnt smellin so hot.  And when i took the pants out of the washer to put in the dryer, i saw 3 big ass spots on my pants from the bleach...i was like WTF?    Damn cheap Japan imported goods...

Thing that Suck

November/December