December 18, 1999

Put porn for your school's desktop

I've been meaning to try this out at my school but never got the chance.  Sooner or later I'll do it.  What's even better is if you can log on to the teacher's computer and change his account's desktop so when he logs in everyone in the class could see it.  That's a good way to get back at him for the F he gave you.

Smack girls boobies

Dont worry, the chick wont get mad at you, just tell her there was a 7 legged fly with rabies on her boob and you swatted it.  There's no way she can be mad at you, cause you just saved her from that "digusting crawly thingy".  In fact, she'll probably even like you more and even have wild sex with you after that.  This works for me all the time, who says you have to be a man to get laid.

Listen to the Backstreet Boys in public

Chicks are gonna dig this!  It shows that you're different from the rest of the guy crowd becasue you dont care about what people think about the music you listen to.  They'll think you're not somekind of pervert or something casue you dont listen to Britney Spears, that'll get them to trust you more.  Once you got their trust...it's easier to smack their boobs.

Is that a good idea or what?

 October 21, 1999

Play with your eyes

Heres an interesting fact:  Your eyes takes in images that you see as upside down.  Then the picture is sent to the brain and it is reverse to right-side up so that you can see, you know that right?

Ok, heres where the fun comes in.  I learned today in school (yes, i really did learn) that if somehow you can make it so that you can see things upsidedown, after a while you brain will adjust itself to the image that you take in and automatically re-flip the image so that you can see right side up again, even though you're really seeing things upside dow, neat huh?  Well, try making some kind of glasses that lets you see things upside down and keep it on, dont take it off.  Would'nt that be cool?  I'm gonna try this out.

October 7, 1999

How to make a bomb

Try this sometime.  First eat like a couple of oranges or lemons if you can, if you can handle it then drink some vinigar, about like half a cup or 1 cup.  Then, get some baking soda, mix it with a very small amount of water and drink it, hehe.  Stand back and watch the bomb go off...hehehehhee.

Fun Things You Could Do

October/December 1999