December 18, 1999

No school

Now that Christmas vacation is here and there's no school, i can finally sit on my ass...at home...and ...do things.

Free money

Dont we all love this?  When was the last time that you said to yourself that you could use an extra 30 bucks or even 10 bucks?  I say that everytime i go past some street corner in San Fransico.  Well, but i do get free money though, just got a check in the mail for about $35. Go here and sign up.

November 8, 1999

To pick my nose

Ahhhh....so relaxing.  The penetration...the search...the pick...the sight of a little green booger.  Its one of those things that just sooths your mind for a second, mainly becasue you can probably breathe better now.  No matter what size the booger is...its still a big accomplishment...big accomplishments come in small packages, you know.  Just dont eat it!

October 21, 1999

Getting some sleep again

Sleep feels so good!  Especially since i havent had much this past week or so.  Nothing like going to sleep at 11 o'clock and not waking up till around 1 in the afternoon eh?  I really dont understand some people though, how the hell can they wake up at like 6 am in the morning?  There's like nothing to do at all then, definitely nothing worth watching on TV.  Like some of my nieghbors, they wake up hella early on the weekends sometimes and mow the lawn!  It's like 8 am for gods sake! And usally I'm up really late Friday night so this lawn mower doesnt help me sleep.

October 7, 1999

Dumb people

True, dumb poeple are dumb and they're hella stupid too.  So you're thinking why do i like dumb people right?  Well, who else would make me look smarter and who else would let me take advantage of them?  If you're lucky enough to get to hang around someone really dumb you can even trick them into letting you copy their work and shit, they're dumb so they wouldnt mind.

Clean underwear

I dont know if you guys have ever worn the same underwear for 4-5 days straight...it's not a very good feeling.  On the second day it just feels a little a little dirty, then on the third, you start to notice a little discoloration.  On the forth day, you see major discoloration with a few crusty spots on your ass.  On the fifth day, your whole ass is crusty so is your underwear and with a strong odor too.  That's why i love clean underwear so much.

Reasons Why I Waste Time Living

October/November/December 1999