Academic Departments:

Artificial Intelligence and Computer Games

Biological Weapons and Genetic Engineering

Film and Television

World Conquest and Guerrilla Warfare

Art and Photography

Social Problems

Bureaucracy (Law, Accounting, Management)

Welsh Language Policy

We at Dragon Polytechnic make every effort to soak up subsidies and appear politically correct.

So, whereever you see the words "Welsh Flag", and/or Cymraeg, and/or some variation or mispelling of the two in the top right hand corner, you can rest assured it's just a place holder for the cool "Welsh Flag" image we're working on.

This "Welsh Flag" image will link to the translation of the page it's on.

We hope to complete this project sometime soon.

Other aspects of our Welsh language policy include:

• Using bilingual restrictions on posters, flyers, and meetings to silence the voices of annoying foreign students.
• Using the Welsh language in combination with other barriers to entry into high paying positions as a form of legalised nepotism.
• Using the Welsh language or variations of Waenglish when answering complaints from monolingual students.
• Teaching Bad Welsh to Bloody Foreigners.

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