NOTICE! This joke was originally posted on the well-known, but long-gone, website "Vegeta Insane" (later renamed "Planet Namek") and I wasn't aware of that when Aeris showed it to me. I'm leaving it up because it's too funny to take off, but if the guy who actually wrote it has a problem, I will take it down. Thanks.

Welcome to the one and only How To Be Vegeta Tutorial... Now lets begin!

CAUTION- Doing these things may get you expelled, jailed, in trouble, or you may be viewed upon as "weird", so in other words--don't try this at home.

*Talk in Brian Drummond's (Vegeta's US voice actor) or Ryo Horikawa's (Japanese Voice actor) deep, sinister voice at all times.
*Get into as many fights as possible to boost your power level.
*Think to yourself that you're a Saiya-jin at all times.
*Spike your hair upwards and grow it long, make sure you have some help when you spike it up.
*Dye your hair gold to look like a Super Saiya-jin.
*If you get mad enough, believe that you will go Super Saiya-jin soon.
*Use your glasses to view your enemy's power levels.
*Before you start the fight, tighten your fists really hard and scream out loud: it'll look like you're charging up.
*Whenever you laugh or smile, only raise the left side of your lip.
*Whenever you have a problem, just use your Gallet Gun and blow the whole thing up.
*Believe that you can take on anybody, even the guy on the football team that looks like Recoome.
*Finish off your injured partner.
*Even if you lose a fight, believe that you're a Saiya-jin and defeating a Saiya-jin only makes him stronger.
*Tell your foes that your power level is 18,000 and above.
*An "M" on your forehead is a GOOD sign.
*Feel the pride in your Saiya-jin Heritage.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have now finished the How to be Vegeta Tutorial!

This program was brought to you by Aeris THE Great, some cheesy webpage, Concerned Children's Advertisers *ding* ©, Major Mills' Piccolos (The cereal for todays kids) ™, and Wine Kooler Productions ©.

And remember that there is a little Vegeta in all of us.....