*Quote: Molson Canadian commercial* It's pronounced zed, not zee. ZED!! *End quote*

Dragon Ball Z is a hit sort of sci-fi series. With over 500 episodes and translations in at least 6 languages, this cartoon has one heck of an audience.

The gist of it is this: Fight or die. Good guys always win no matter how late they are. Five strenuous minutes take at least 15 episodes to cover. Scream and cry out whenever you power up. Even humans can fly if they have enough energy manipulating capability. Saiyins are the ultimate race. There are millions of different ways to spell Saiyin. If a name starts with 'go', that's a good thing. If a name is the same as an article of clothing, don't make fun, their daddy could whoop your hide. Green skin makes you smart. Eating a lot is a good way to improve your overall strength. Always get married to obnoxious control freaks who, even though they are weaker than you, intimidate with that same graceful ease you fell in love with. Animals that wear clothes, stand, and talk are perfectly normal people. Guys wearing purple lipstick are automatically your enemy, even if they are all gay and fruity and you really don't want to be caught getting beat up by one (it's all in the lipstick). No matter how tall anyone gets, Piccolo will always tower menacingly over everyone. An unavoidable requirement for being on the Z fighters team is that you have to have died and been brought back to life at least once (more than that just makes you look good). And above all these oh-so-important facts of life stands this: Even if you become stronger than the strongest being in the universe, the next guy who comes along will kick your butt from now until next month.

I will shut-up now. Enjoy.