Man, I get into something cheesy like this and I figure that there's gotta be no one else in the world who could possibly be interested in something so pathetically cheesy, and then I find out that it's a raving hit -- in elementary schools!

I'm in college...

Anyhoo, I don't have a whole lot of humorous stuff for this, but I got piles of patterns!! I love the Able Sisters' place. Now if only I had a GameBoy Advance and all that junk you need to make it work with the Cube... then I could make stuff for free! AND NO ONE COULD STOP ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

(Ahem) But since I don't it's taking a little longer than expected to get all the patterns online. It will happen though. Shake a few trees till I get enough money to blow on patterns, it's all good.

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