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Pick Up Lines| 7.11.03 A friend of mine and I were really bored, so we tried to come up the the worst pickup lines ever. Enjoy, and guys, please don't use these. Disclaimer: If you get kicked, slapped or emotionally or bodily damaged for using these pickup lines, we are not to be held resposible. Beware: Content might be just a bit... dirty 1.Wow, if you're a horse i'd love to ride you. 2.I wanted sugar in my coffee but you'll do just fine. 3.You'll do 4.I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 5.wow, i'd ditch my wife and girl friend for you 6.Hi, i'm a gamer 7.The guy over there wanted me to talk to you 8.Inheriting 10 million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 9.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book 10.That dress of you're would go really nice on my carpet.... 11.Do you have a quarter because my mom said to call when I met the girl of my dreams. 12.You remind me of my mom 13.Are your legs tired because you have been running through my mind all night? 14.Don't you hate it when someone uses a cheesy pick-up line? More to come soon! ~ Wei and Logan |
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