I
FUCKING HATE TV!!!
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Friday | |||
| 8:00 | |||
| Price is Right | CBS | Game Show | Bob Barker is a stud comparable to Hefner |
| Dateline | NBC | Investigative Reporting | Stone Phillips is a cock sucker and Jane Pauley is a wrinkled hag |
| Funniest Videos | ABC | Reality Comedy Sitcom | Tom Burkhart now fills the shoes of Bob Saget. After AFV, Saget went on to produce Half Baked and direct Dirty Work. I bet he's also seen the Olson Twins naked |
| Reba | WB | Family Sitcom | Country Star Reba McIntyre finally has a waste of 30 minutes on the air |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Friday | |||
| 9:00 | |||
| 48 Hours | CBS | Investigative Reporting | It's been done |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Friday | |||
| 9:30 | |||
| Grounded for Life | WB | Family Sitcom | Donal Louge was in a great underground movie called The Tao of Steve. Everything else he has done, including this show, has been shit. Get a new agent and lose 50 lbs. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Friday | |||
| 10:00 | |||
| 20/20 | ABC | Investigative Reporting | Barbara Walters is worse than Martha Stewart in my opinion. She is a self-serving, coniving, heartless bitch who cares about no one else but herself |