I
FUCKING HATE TV!!!
Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
Friday | |||
8:00 | |||
Price is Right | CBS | Game Show | Bob Barker is a stud comparable to Hefner |
Dateline | NBC | Investigative Reporting | Stone Phillips is a cock sucker and Jane Pauley is a wrinkled hag |
Funniest Videos | ABC | Reality Comedy Sitcom | Tom Burkhart now fills the shoes of Bob Saget. After AFV, Saget went on to produce Half Baked and direct Dirty Work. I bet he's also seen the Olson Twins naked |
Reba | WB | Family Sitcom | Country Star Reba McIntyre finally has a waste of 30 minutes on the air |
Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
Friday | |||
9:00 | |||
48 Hours | CBS | Investigative Reporting | It's been done |
Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
Friday | |||
9:30 | |||
Grounded for Life | WB | Family Sitcom | Donal Louge was in a great underground movie called The Tao of Steve. Everything else he has done, including this show, has been shit. Get a new agent and lose 50 lbs. |
Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
Friday | |||
10:00 | |||
20/20 | ABC | Investigative Reporting | Barbara Walters is worse than Martha Stewart in my opinion. She is a self-serving, coniving, heartless bitch who cares about no one else but herself |