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FUCKING HATE TV!!!
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FUCKING HATE TV!!!
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Tuesday | |||
| 8:00 | |||
| Dog Eat Dog | NBC | Reality Contest | Just like Fear Factor except it's INDOORS!! Wow, count me in. |
| JAG | CBS | Crime / Law | This show is still on? I thought it was cancelled until I saw Catherine Bell in FHM magazine. She is not enough to make me watch the shitty show though |
| My Wife and Kids | ABC | Family Sitcom | Major Payne is back. I give it two more months on the air. The chick from Martin got fizzat. Damn, Gina. |
| American Juniors | FOX | Reality Contest | I liked it better when it was called Star Search. At least Justin Guarini doesn't have to tear tickets at a movie theater anymore. Now he can watch Little Boys dance for him. |
| Gilmore Girls | WB | Family Sitcom | Nothing like a mother and daughter sitting around a bitching about how guys are such jerks. I'll give 10:1 odds that it will either be syndicated on Lifetime or Oxygen by next year. |
| America's Model | UPN | Reality Contest | Skinny dumb girls with the figure of a lead pipe compete for a modeling contract. Who needs personality? |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Tuesday | |||
| 8:30 | |||
| Life with Bonnie | ABC | Family Sitcom | I'm not wasting my time with this feminist pile of shit. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Tuesday | |||
| 9:00 | |||
| Last Comic Standing | NBC | Reality Comedy | Comedians live together to compete for a prize. What prize you ask? Probably their own show on the WB. They give those things out like mints at the Olive Garden |
| The Guardian | CBS | Crime / Law | CSI knock-off. CBS sure is good at making people change the channel or kill themselves out of boredom |
| Keen Eddie | FOX | Crime / Law | Fox joins the crime solving bandwagon with this winner of a show. Fox fucking cancelled Family Guy but they keep bantha fodder like this on the air? Go back to Russia you fucking commies. |
| Smallville | WB | Teen Sitcom | This pussy kid is an alien and for some reason his dating that hot chick from the Neutrogena ads - Kristin Kreuk. I've got a better teen show idea for the WB: A 14 year old Polack with a loyal army of prostitutes go on an intergalactic rampage to kill all of the pussy kid aliens before they come to earth and seduce our hot teenage actressses. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Tuesday | |||
| 9:30 | |||
| Less Than Perfect | ABC | Bachelor(ette) Sitcom |
Imagine NewsRadio and Will & Grace combined in an unholy union topped with the stellar acting of Andy Dick. Another hit by the good folks at ABC |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Tuesday | |||
| 10:00 | |||
| Judging Amy | CBS | Crime / Law | Chalk up another courtroom drama for CBS |
| NYPD Blue | ABC | Crime / Law | This show was sweet when David Caruso was on it. Who replaced him you ask? None other than Zach Morris. Pass |
