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FUCKING HATE TV!!!
I
FUCKING HATE TV!!!
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Thursday | |||
| 8:00 | |||
| Friends | NBC | Bachelor(ette) Sitcom | The guys are either dumb (Joey) or pussies (Ross & Chandler). Who the fuck names their kid Chandler unless they want to ensure their kid a lifetime of disappointments and low self esteem |
| Amazing Race | CBS | Reality Contest | Pass |
| WWE Smackdown | UPN | Wrestling | Yeee haww. Nothin like some homo-erotic wrasssling to make you feel like a man |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Thursday | |||
| 8:30 | |||
| Scrubs | NBC | Medical Sitcom | This show is alright because it has one of the Bobs from Office Space. But for the sake of argument, it sucks. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Thursday | |||
| 9:00 | |||
| CSI | CBS | Crime / Law | Yay, CBS has a hit crime show! Now let's see how many spinoffs they can make of it |
| Will & Grace | NBC | Bachelor(ette) Sitcom | Gay guys and the rich sluts who are secretly in love with them. My dad likes this show. Maybe there's something he should tell me. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Thursday | |||
| 9:30 | |||
| Frasier | NBC | Bachelor(ette) Sitcom | Wow, a comedy with intellectual male roles, who get a lot of tail too. Too bad they are such pussies. I guess you can't have dumb effeminate guys or smart masculine guys. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Thursday | |||
| 10:00 | |||
| ER | NBC | Medical Sitcom | This show is still on? How many gun shots and stabbings can happen in Chicago? |