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FUCKING HATE TV!!!
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FUCKING HATE TV!!!
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Wednesday | |||
| 8:00 | |||
| Fame | NBC | Reality Contest | Yes, they brought back Fame. Yes, it's just like American Idol. Yes, I am sending NBC a mailbomb. |
| 60 Minutes II | CBS | Investigative Reporting | Ed Bradley is a crooner. Andy Rooney, however, can rot in hell. Why is he on the air then, you ask? Because he's old and he hates young people. Therefore, old viewers love him and write him fan mail asking him to bitch about a topic which doesn't concern anyone under the age of 92. He should be retired, and by retired I mean retired from existence. |
| That 70's Show | FOX | Teen Sitcom | It's scary to think that our parents were as narcotics-driven as these kids. If I was a drug dealer back then, I'd be fucking Tony Montana now. |
| Boarding House | WB | Reality Contest | Think Real World with surfboards. Excited yet? Suicidal? Just relax and wait for the other fine WB programming to air. |
| Enterprise | UPN | Sci Fi | Yeah, another Star Trek. And you thought it couldn't get worse than Deep Space Nine or Voyager. Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap is the Enterprise captain this time around. Aren't we fucking lucky. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Wednesday | |||
| 9:00 | |||
| Law & Order | NBC | Crime / Law | One of the greatest shows ever, behind Family Guy, Simpsons, Twilight Zone, and Star Trek |
| Drew Carey | ABC | Bachelor(ette) Sitcom | Cleveland sucks |
| Jamie Kennedy | WB | Reality Prank Show | This show would be cool if it wasn't on the WB. I feel dumber whenever I think of that dancing frog. |
| The Twilight Zone | UPN | Sci Fi | Undoubtedly one of the best shows ever. Every single horror movie or show copies off the twilight zone in some way. It has some of the best acting along with special guest appearances by William Shatner, Gregory Peck, and others. There was no profanity, blood, gore, or nudity and yet it still managed to scare the fuck out of you or at least make you think. Anyone who doesn't agree with me on this makes me sick |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Wednesday | |||
| 9:30 | |||
| Who's Line | ABC | Reality Comedy Show | Here's a secret about this show: It's rehearsed!! The original British Who's Line was completely improvised. Leave it to the Americans to ruin a good thing. |
| Show | Station | Premise | Analysis |
| Wednesday | |||
| 10:00 | |||
| Dating Experiment | ABC | Reality Dating Show | No thanks |