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Mirror, Mirror

It's coming from the mirror, Derek decided. He wasn't exactly sure where the noise had been coming from, but, now he knew for sure.

Be he wasn't scared of the sound. No, it was exactly what he wanted to hear. His master was arriving. After all of his hard work, he had finally been able to bring the demon soul to the human world.

Two red eyes cam glowing from the mirror and Derek looked at them with a pasion he had never known before. His evil ways had brought the one, true antichrist, Lucifer, himself.

Soon, it wasn't just the eyes, a whole face appeared; and then the rest of the figure. He was a handsome, but deadly-looking man with eyes like embers.

Lucifer smiled at Derek and said, "You must help me out. Give me your hand, my subject."

Slowly, Derek reached for the mirror to help his master out of its depths. As soon as Derek's hand had touched he smooth glass, however, Satan's hand snaked out to grab Derek's as the mirror shattered all over the floor.

Lucifer licked his lips in anticipation at Derek just before he struck. Lucifer pulled Derek inches from his face and Derek could smell sulfur on his breath as he sucked Derek's soul out through his mouth.

As the last breath was drawn from Derek's body, Lucifer stopped briefly to ask, "Was it worth it?"

Hey girls, what's up. Still lookin for juicy info the students around here. I'm at jadeorenda_79@yahoo.com if you have any nice gossip.

~Anyway, I've discovered that Ronald Weasley *may* be the boyfriend of BOTH of ther Hermiones at Hogwarts!!!

~Last week, the man formerly known as Gilderoy Lockhart may have gotten his memory back. Eeew. That horrible man! Doctors are still not quite sure.

~Girls, I have made a rare discovery. I have found out that Professor McGonogall has got herself a BOYFRIEND!! If you want the juicy details, you know where to find me.

~And, finally, last but not least, I have recently been informed that a boy, by the name of Paul Canary was pulled into the Mirror of Erised after recited, "erised stra ehru oyt ube cafra oyt on wohsi," three times. He was finally pulled out by Charms experts and a few advanced DADA Ministry Workers. Whew, good to know situations like that are fixable.

Well, I've got to go girls, but until next time, your mother still wears combat boots.

Recently, a man by the name of Jacob Rearson created several potions to be used in Transfiguration.

A few quotes from people upon hearing this news are as follows:

"You know, I think I've heard something about that. He's a scientific genius!"

Mr. Rearson had several volunteers, but chose to take the last one himself. It was only an experimental potion and was to turn him into a creature that he would not speak aloud. It was supposed to be a surprise. Well, we were surprised, all right.

As soon as the potion touched Mr. Rearson's lips, the man began to appear to melt into what appeared to be a slice of cheese. A few men dashed forward as a woman's mink boa, deciding not to be a boa any longer, ran foward and began to taste Mr. Rearson!

Mr. Rearson was restored to normal after a few months of hard work of his employees. A recent interview with him told me that being a piece of cheese has helped him rearrange his priorities. He will continue to experiment with new and improved potions, but also plans to spend little more time at home, not being eaten.

This is Kaya Domonique saying, "The dingo ate your baby!"