Near the west coast of England, a woman by the name of Janette Cambridge recently had octuplets. This proud mother had named each and every one of them and seems to be the only one able to distinguish them between each other. Mrs. Cambridge, thankfully a rather wealthy woman, has four nannies on duty twenty-four hours a day. Although her husband is away on a business trip, he has said that he is coming home early to be with his new children. Mr. and Mrs. Cambridge already have three daughter; Missi, four years old, Anna, six years old, and Janelle, seven. While the girls are happy that they are getting new siblings, I'm sure that one of the new additions may not be quite as exstatic. On a recent visit to the Cambridge household, I found that the octuplets are seven girls and one boy! The girls' names are Fiona, Keahi, Zenon, Kendra, Kali, Lucricia, and Seda. Their brother's name is Brian. I can't help but feel for that poor boy, growing up with ten sisters. It's a good thing the Cambridge's are well off money-wise, because I believe that boy's going to need a whole lot of therapy.

Thank you students and professors. I would like to remind you of a few things as the first term ends.

On a more personal note: Thank you ALL for showing your support and becoming so involved with the school, and being so patient with me over the past 8 weeks. I am still working on smoothing out the overall running process of the site, but with all of your suggestions and encouragements I am slowly getting there. Next term I hope to be offering you more exciting things! If you have anything that you wish to see happen at the school, feel free to put them forward to me. Even if it's just an eggshell of an idea, Fitz and I will try our best to make anything work! Thank you.

Sorry readers about last times aritcle I had no gossip and I had technical difficulties. This issue is going to be an exciting one, I have one piece of gossip that is a real eyeopener. But before we get to that I am going to update on our Miss Granger and Mr. Weasley story.

Miss Granger herself has told me that she does infact have feelings for Mr. Weasley so Ron if your reading this please get back to me with your feelings ... Thank you.

Now here is that little bit of news, now we've all seen the way Professor Snape looks at Professor Mcgonagall and if you havent you better get your eyes checked. Wait did I say look at her i meant to say drool over her. He foolows her around everywhere as if he were her own shadow. Well thanks to one of my secret sources I have found out that yes it is true...shocking but true. Professor Snape has a little bit of a crush on Professor Mcgonagall.

That is all of the gossip I have for now and please if any of you have any gossip at all please email me with it at xbubblcious3x@yahoo.com
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After a recent brush with death, the esteemed Mr. Hamilie was taken to a mental institute. He claims the Pigmi were responsible for pushing him into Azkaban where he was barely saved from a "demented Dementor," in his words. A man by the name of Francis Delaney was making his annual visit to his father when he saw the man being attacked. He quickly formed a Patronus which made the Dementor retreat. He then called a another man to help hold back the rogue while he pulled the man through the door. When the man, unconscious at the time, was recucitated, he began to rave about little men, wearing loincloths and how they had pushed him into the prison and locked the door. The two men, the other being Jacob Stienly, went to the door but found that there was absolutely no possible way that it could be locked from the outside. When, at last, Mr. Hamilie was taken to the mental facility, he claimed that the "little men" were glowing red. But Mr. Hamilie will be kept in intensive care until he is fully recovered. Until then, if you happen see any trace of these "little men," you need professional help, as well.

Wizards and witches everywhere are saying that an outbreak of the foot fungus called Angorol may cure several heart conditions where magic has failed. Experiments are currently being tested on the Angorol but donors of the fungus are hard to find and most are unwilling to donate as they wish to sell it, themselves. However, there are many people that have been found who are willing to let doctors inflict the fungus into them and the fungus will then be harvested and cured from the person. If you have the warning signs of Angorol, which include excessive itching between the toes, redness and swelling aroung the ankle, and a steadily growing blue patch of the carpet-like fungus, please send an owl to Mr. Alvin Gorem. You may also, if you don't mind going public with your condition, go straight to one of the donation centers near you. The people of the wizarding world will thank you. Your fungus is our fungus.

Charms Professor, Brian Purewood, has just returned to us after a thrilling week of playing Quidditch for the England team. In an exclusive interview with the talented Professor, he told us that England infact tried to recruit him to their team the very moment that he graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The dashing Professor told us this, "You see, I was the Slytherin Keeper and Quidditch Captain. During my time as captain we won 5 Cups and had a record 9 shut outs. However I declined, being as I wished to teach here. Although I told them I would be a reserve." When asked if he would be playing for them in the near future, Purewood simply said, "Unless their Keeper gets hurt again, I do not see myself substituting anytime soon". He had been called only once before this, during the play offs against Translyvannia where their seeker happened to catch the snitch before any one had scored. This time around it was England vs Ireland, with England winning the game 350 points -- 40 points. Due to a stunning catch by the new England Seeker Charlie Weasley, the game lastest a mere hour and a half. When we tried to find out if his true love was Quidditch or teaching, Purewood simply made the comment, "Maybe in a few years or two I may give up teaching to play but I feel right now I am needed here at Hogwarts". That's nice to hear Professor, you certainly seem to be making a difference around the school, it's good to have you back.