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We all know how much fun it is to go into Funcoland and see how the employees will make a fool of themselves this time.  Did you know they're also idiots when talking on the phone?  Below are some of the funny experiences I've had, and some I plan to have in the future.  By the way, these aren't the exact dialogues.  But I did my best to try to get them as close to the real thing as I could.

Prank Call #1
My first ever prank call to Funcoland.

In Prank Call #2, which I have not yet made, I am going to call Funcoland and tell them that my NES doesn't work.  The guy will plug a cleaning kit.  I'll say OK, but do cleaning kits take crap out of systems?  My little brother took a #2 in my NES.  That should be pretty funny.