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This is the NES Fan Test, which was originally writeen by Loogaroo.  Read on to find out how loyal you are to the old grey box.

Section I - Games and Systems
Get 5 points if you own a box-style NES.
Get 5 more points if it's the first one you had.
Get 2 more points if you got it before 1988.
Get 3 points if you own a top-loader NES.
Get 3 points if you own a game genie.
Get 5 more points for additional game genies.
Get 2 points for every 10 NES games you own, rounding down.
Get 3 points for each unlicensed or Japanese game you own.
Get 2 more points for each Color Dreams game you own.
Get 3 points for every non-standard controller you own.
Get 5 more points if you own a Power Glove.
Subtract 3 points for each of these systems that you own:
Playstation, N64, Dreamcast, Genesis, Saturn.
Recover 1 point for each of those systems you sold back.

Section II - Books and Mags
Get 10 points if you subscribed to Nintendo Power between issues 1 and 27.
Get 20 more points if you have any issues of the Nintendo Fun Club newsletter.
Get 5 more points if you cancelled your NP subscription prior to issue 50.
Get 1 point for every issue of NP between 1 and 27 that you ordered as a back issue.
Get 3 points for every time you entered an NP player's poll prior to issue 28.
Get 10 points for each time you were listed in the "NES Achievers" section of NP.
Get 5 points if you ever wrote a letter to Player's Pulse, Video Spotlight, or Counselor's Corner.
Get 5 more points if your letter was published.
Get 10 points if you know your NP membership number by heart.
Get 3 points for any unlicensed NES book you own.  (Worlds of Power count)
Get 5 points for every NES tips video tape you own.
Get 10 points for any NES comics you own.  (NP comics don't count)
Get 5 points if you know the NES game atlas.
Get 10 points if you own the original Nintendo Player's Guide.

Section III - TV Shows and Movies
Get 5 points if you remember watching the Super Mario Brothers show.
Get 5 points if you remember watching Captain N: The Master.
Get 10 points if you saw "The Wizard" in the theater.
Get 10 points if you have "The Wizard" on tape.
Get 20 points if you've ever taped footage from an NES game.

Section IV - Playing Ability
Get 1 point for every NES game you can beat without Game Genie.
Get 15 points if you were known as the neighborhood "NES Pro."
Get 5 points if you know any NES Game Genie code by heart.
Get 10 points if you ever used Game Genie to make the game harder.
Get 5 points if you ever held a neighborhood NES tournament.
Get 10 more points if you ever won an NES tournament.

Section V - NES Website
Get 2 points if you maintain an NES website.
Get 3 more points if you do it by yourself.
Get 10 points if an "N64 No!" button is on your site.
Get 10 more points if the site is game specific.
Get 5 points if you place on topic messages on the NES message board.
Get 5 points if you frequent ##junkyard.
Get 3 points if your links page is categorized by quality.
Subtract 3 points if your site has more than 5 ROMs.
Subtract 10 more if it is ROM-only.
Subtract 5 if it has gothic or sexual overtones.
Get 5 points if your site is in the NES Webring of Power.
Get 3 points if you are considering adding this test to your page.


Now, total all of your points and find where you fit in on the chart below.

0 - 50 POINTS: Go back to your N64. I bet most of these points were earned only because of your past accomplishments. You are not a true NES fan.
51 - 100 POINTS: A marginal NES fan. Perhaps you're just getting started in the renaissance, so don't lose hope yet.
101 - 150 POINTS: A passable NES fan. You do have some loyalty to the NES, but you still haven't reached the level of true enlightenment yet.
151 - 200 POINTS: A devoted NES fan. You have a lot of games, and your presence in the NES fandom is widely felt.
201 - 250 POINTS: An unwavering NES fan. Chances are you've sold your other systems, and have a slight allergic reaction to sunlight.
251+ POINTS: An exclusive NES fan. You have daily conversations with Mario and Link, and there are so many game paks in your room you've had to devote your entire closet to storing them.
-loogaroo
300+ POINTS: Ultimate NES fan. You are the future.
-blienk