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I debated whether or not to put this section in for a long time.  Eventually, I decided that I should.  The reason I was partly against it was that a Funcoland section is that so many people have one.  I eventually decided for it for one reason; we are striving toward a common goal.  To show others the evils (and goods) of Funcoland.

I was once at a website that had a Funcoland page, and the guy had never even been to Funcoland.  Don't worry, I've been there my fair share of times.  Here are some of my stories.


Losing Forty-Eight Bucks
The whole story, including a carbon copy of a letter I sent to Funcoland.  Interesting ending.

NES?

They must go out of their way to find stupid people.

Funcoland Prank Calls

Looking for a good time?  Call Funcoland.

The Good Employee

AKA The Oddball.

Funco Crisis
A must read for the NES collector.

Funco Crisis Mega-Update!
Remember folks: You heard it here first.

The Good Employee, Part 2
Yes, this employee is certainly the best one I've seen at a Funco.