|
Double L: So Quest, how you been doing lately?
Quest: Pretty darn good. Up two levels in two days, I'd say that's respectable. Especially since you never play me at all.
Double L: Quest, I'm a busy man. I can't log in a couple hours of play each day.
Quest: Back in the 80s, that's what they used to do. I bet Ace Ebb could beat Dragon Warrior in one day.
Double L: Well, Ace Ebb didn't have any pets, I do. And this isn't the 80s - I bought you at Funcoland for under a dollar.
Quest: Krikey! That's all I go for nowadays?
Double L: Like I said, it isn't the 80s. But I'm still wearing short shorts.
Quest: You sick man, I did not need to know that. You must be one screwed up guy if you wear short shorts.
Double L: You had better watch what you say - I can delete your file easy as 1-2-3.
Quest: What I wouldn't give to hit you with a HURTMORE spell right now…
Double L: Getting back on track, what's your favorite enemy to fight?
Quest: Back on track? We never were on one to begin with. Oh, um, I don't know. There's a lot of cool enemies out there. One that I particularly like to fight is the DrollMagi. That thing gives a respectable amount of EXP and it isn't even all that tough. It's got like 30 HP and can hardly even scratch me.
Double L: Meanwhile I've equipped you with the best stuff I can get you at this point.
Quest: Exactly.
Double L: Favorite spell.
Quest: Now that's a good question. A while back I'd have said SLEEP, it was invaluable on enemies like Skeletons who, at the time, I just could not beat without an advantage. Now, though, I'd have to go with REPEL. It speeds up the game. You don't have to go sloshing through a myriad of slimes and the like. It works for a long time too.
Double L: Least favorite thing.
Quest: Define thing.
Double L: Whatever you want, as long as it relates to the game.
Quest: Ok. How about the fact that you can't direct me to a town for your life?
Double L: Quest, that's not my fault. I bought the game at Funcoland, they never have manuals or boxes, let alone maps.
Quest: Well yeah, but you've got eBay! Shell out a few bucks why don't you? It's not going to break the bank to buy me a damn world map!
Double L: …
Quest: That's it. I'm leaving until you buy me a world map.
Double L: Where can you go? You were never even here. This entire interview is a figment of my imagination. The only place you can be is where you started and still remain, in your little Dragon Warrior cartridge.
Quest: I really don't like you. But that can't get in my way! I must defeat the Dragonlord! So go get me a map!
Double L: Whatever.
|
|
